Forget allegations that's he's a pedophile. Londoners can't get them enough Michael Jackson.
M.J. was swarmed by paparazzi and fans as he made his way to the swanky Nobu restaurant. Nevermind that he paid a cool $20 million to make a young boy go away -- Jackson is still the darling across the pond. People were screaming how much they loved the emaciated, literally fading star.
Imagine Jacko's shock when he got gang-banged in the extreme by a man pretending to be Jesus Christ. Actually, the imposter was British comedian Aaron Barschak, who dressed up as Jesus and pressed a magazine titled "Gang Bang Extreme" against the window of Jackson's limo.
Barschak, best known for a 2003 incident in which he gate-crashed Prince William's 21st birthday party at Windsor Castle, was arrested.