Paparazzi King Gets Face Bashed In

E.L. Woody -- Click to WatchBlood streamed down the face of "Celebrities Uncensored" paparazzi guru E.L. Woody after a late night argument turned violent outside of Area nightclub in Hollywood.

It all went down as Brody Jenner exited the club, smiling and waving to waiting shutterbugs. While Woody photographed him, a random clubgoer approached and began shouting, "What are you doing? You don't need to shoot him, leave him alone." According to Woody, the man then broke a microphone off of another photog's camera.

Woody says he quickly approached the attacker and told him that he would have to pay for the damaged camera. That's when things got bloody. According to Woody, the man then grabbed another mic and smashed Woody in the face with it, opening a bloody gash above his left eye.

Private security quickly threw the alleged attacker in handcuffs and tossed him in the back of a security vehicle, while a battered Woody screamed at him. "Look what you did to my face? If you can't handle your liquor, you shouldn't be out! I don't care who you are, you're going to jail!"

E.L. Woody is scheduled to undergo a CATscan at a local hospital and will get stiches later today. Woody tells TMZ he will definitely file charges.

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1. Good!

Posted at 4:02PM on Nov 19th 2006 by ellen

2. HAHAHAHAHA, fat no-life sh*t!

Posted at 11:54AM on Nov 17th 2006 by Tabitha

3. Now he will get some money for assault.

Posted at 11:59AM on Nov 17th 2006 by Now he will get payed.

4. E.L Woody is a moron. He loved the attention no matter how bashed up his face is. He deserves it for being such a F'in stalker. How many times did he say "Did you see what you did to me" umm we don't care and actually I think it's funny as hell. Rot in hell E.L Woody cuz no one cares. It was probably fake blood that E.L Woody had in his pocket anyway so people would feel sorry for him. L.O.S.E.R.= E.L. Woody

Posted at 12:00PM on Nov 17th 2006 by Misa

5. Thats what the Paparazzi get!!HAHA, thats what they get for being stalkers!~~

Posted at 12:04PM on Nov 17th 2006 by Paparazzi suck

6. he deserves what he got, leave the damn celebrites alone you scum bag.

Posted at 12:03PM on Nov 17th 2006 by tony

7. OH, BOO HOO HOO! That's a scratch and he needs a CAT scan, what a f***ing p***y. He should of had his head beaten into the curb, that would of been a case for a scan. I like the photo, he doesn't even take his glasses off and poses for the cameras, a fake, phony and a fraud, period.

Posted at 12:03PM on Nov 17th 2006 by What a p***y

8. No one deserves to be bashed in the head the way EL Woody was. The jerk that did this to him derserves any punishment he will get. Just because one does not like what Woody does, give them no right to touch another.

Posted at 1:52PM on Nov 17th 2006 by RON

9. Thank you. This made my day.

Posted at 8:37AM on Dec 15th 2006 by pollypissypants

10. That random guy probably thought Brody would want to hang out and be friends after that. He was just looking to be famous. What a dumb f***.

Posted at 12:18PM on Nov 17th 2006 by Caroline

11. Love them or hate them. THe guy is just doing his job. Everyone of you on here has bought or looked at picture this guy has taken of some celebrity. WHAT A BUNCH OF HYPOCRITES !!!

He did not deserved to be attacked like that. Shame on all of you. As a celebrity part of the territory is " getting your picture taken " even when you may not want it. You give up your privacy. It's all part of the package. You don't like it........get into another profession. There is no excuse for behavior like that.

THe drunken fool who attacked this guy needs to be taught a lesson. I hope he gets fined and they throw his ass in jail. What if that had been a female " photographer ". ?? Come one. We're not a pack of savages here.

Just put a towel over your face and walk away if you don't like your picture taken. For heaven sakes. Act civilized. Violence isn't the answer.

Posted at 12:23PM on Nov 17th 2006 by the wise old owl

12. HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S HIS LEFT EYE YOU F***ING IDIOTS.

Posted at 1:00PM on Nov 17th 2006 by JULIE

13. Too bad more Paps are not assaulted! Maybe then they would stop stalking these people. It is wrong what most of them do to the celebrities. It is disgusting!

Posted at 12:24PM on Nov 17th 2006 by Deede

14. I had a drunk take a swing at me at closing time at a club years ago , I knocked his ass out flat , One punch , Luckily the security guards saw the whole thing cause the a**hole wanted to press charges against me ! Sure we hate the paps but they bring the stuff alot of us crave or else they wouldn't do it . If it was a boom mike than it could really F*kin hurt to get hit with it . I can't hate this pap just 'cause he's a pap . Dickheads .

Posted at 12:37PM on Nov 17th 2006 by Nasty Boil

15. The wise old owl is obviously some lesbian c**t who defends the a**hole paparazzi. I think you are the one who wants to be besieged by photo-cunts. Sorry, no one wants to take your bitchy-ass pic. Your pathetic life is reduced to writing lame ass comments on this gossip web site. Hey, you set your goals and you've succeeded, be happy.

Posted at 2:05PM on Nov 17th 2006 by Butch

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