Is Divorce in Madge's 'Unlucky Stars?'

Posted Dec 11th 2006 3:30PM by TMZ Staff

As Madonna and man-toy Guy Ritchie approach their six year wedding anniversary, rumors continue to swirl that their marriage is close to the "borderline."

Mr. and Mrs. Madonna
According to AOL Horoscopes, her Madgesty, a Leo born August 16, is someone who wants constant praise. Shocking! Unfortunately, Virgos like Guy tend to be very critical and don't readily give unwarranted praise. Luckily, stars say the duo "could find some common ground in the bedroom." Like a virgin!

While the mother of three is "more likely to quibble over Guy's choice of words than to address the larger issues at hand," Ritchie is still able to make Madonna feel "like she's the center of the universe." Guy knows that hell hath no fury like a Material Girl scorned! Perhaps a vacation on La Isla Bonita would help?

The astrological forecast says that if the Ciccone-Ritchies can make it work until July, their marriage should make it ... and they can justify their love.

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1. they seem just fine to us... maybe the stars disagree

Posted at 5:27PM on Dec 11th 2006 by MemoForMom.com

2. It's GREAT news that she has "saved" baby David from his life of misery, only to watch her marriage implode and end in DIVORCE! Now that's a star for you!

Posted at 5:38PM on Dec 11th 2006 by Tammi T

3. This is not news TMZ.
This is nothing.
The celebs must have taken the night off..

Posted at 5:45PM on Dec 11th 2006 by Curious in Connecticut

4. Madonna is so great!she deserves the best in life!!!I THINK MADONNA IS A GREAT HUMANITARIAN,without being boring,She is sexy,cool,hip and always advocates for good causes.i know there is coming a lot of critics for her in this message board...but remember madge in her last cd....sticks and stones wont break my bones but your names will never HEARD!!!...PEOPLE SHOULD REALIZE THAT MADGE IS A GREAT ARTIST.just compare her to britney......SHE IS SO SUPERIOR AND INTELLIGENT.never will be another stong woman like her....

Posted at 5:45PM on Dec 11th 2006 by Brenda

5. Leave her Guy, there's plenty of fish in the sea. Catch yourself a young one.

Posted at 5:46PM on Dec 11th 2006 by sickofitall

6. he seems too good for her... i know she is THE Madonna, but come on, how high maintenance and b*tchy is she? did anybody see the latest documentary of hers that guy produced, the one that shows her children, relationship with guy, etc.? she makes fun of him when they are at the pub, makes fun of him enjoying his heritage or whatever....and with her cute little kids? shes pretty snipey with them, like she is with her dancers, etc.... you'd think since she had a hand in what made it into the film, she would have taken out THAT revealing stuff....probably she doesn't realize how she is?

and maybe guy got tired of her silly faux English accent, haha.... please! isnt she from michigan or something? anyway, i have lived in mexico for over 5 years and i STILL have an american accent (when i speak english). and YES i have a mexican husband, and YES i speak spanish with a mexican accent, but the ENGLISH - AMERICAN ACCENT...

oh well, i guess im just jealous cuz i i will never in my life have as much money as she has.. :) i still love madonna....just would be scared of her in REAL life

Posted at 5:49PM on Dec 11th 2006 by lolita

7. Wow! This story was incredibly stupid. Let's play a little garbage game where you do not post news until it has actually happened, ok?

How about some more pix of Clitney's sticky cooter?

Posted at 5:51PM on Dec 11th 2006 by ezze

8. If they split...does the little colored kid go back to Africa?

Posted at 6:16PM on Dec 11th 2006 by Curious

9. She needs to get out of the Kabbalah cult. Cults are notoriously hard on a marriage because they are a demanding third party in the marriage.
Mormonism is the same way, RUN!!!! These people are just after your money and your free labor.

Posted at 6:24PM on Dec 11th 2006 by dawn

10. WHO CARES!!

Posted at 6:25PM on Dec 11th 2006 by schlen2000

11. Ugh..... could you have possibly used more Madonna song titles in this article?

Posted at 6:30PM on Dec 11th 2006 by sue

12. Someone at TMZ is into astrology big time.
No one cares about this slut or her loser husband.

Posted at 6:58PM on Dec 11th 2006 by Prnzez

13. You're no good, you're no good, you're no good, article... you're no good.

While reading this, my girlfriend went into a coma, and it was serious. I wish that I was an administrator for your site, so that I could edit this article and paint it black. Whoever wrote this: Go bang your head on a wall, and then go sit under the bridge downtown.

Shame on you. You owe us all apologies. I've lost my lust for life. I need someone to HOLD ME NOW.

Have yourself a merry little Christmas!

Posted at 9:15PM on Dec 11th 2006 by Brian Mann

14. Hey Brenda, Madonna isn't Christ ya know.

Posted at 11:43PM on Dec 11th 2006 by you suck

15. Madonna is an old washed up hag with a loser husband. These two belong on the funny farm.

Posted at 12:04AM on Dec 12th 2006 by Tom

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