1. Are those nicotine stains on his feet?

Posted at 12:08PM on Dec 26th 2006 by actionnews9!

2. He even has nicotine stains on his feet! For shame, Greasy Bear.

Posted at 12:08PM on Dec 26th 2006 by actionnews9!

3. Thanks, I was only in the middle of lunch.

Posted at 12:25PM on Dec 26th 2006 by Caroline

4. Why, oh why, do you even give this guy the time of day?? Why does TMZ do stories on this guy? He is not a celebrity. He only associates with a celebrity. Why is he newsworthy? So he called someone "firecrotch" that gets you on TMZ? Please stop the stupidity, please.

Posted at 12:26PM on Dec 26th 2006 by muffy

5. OMG I just puked from the ugliest site of a beached whale I have ever seen in my life time

Posted at 12:28PM on Dec 26th 2006 by looks nasty

6. While many may know about the windfall of money that will one day befall Brandon due to him and company from an oil fortune, what many do not know is that Brandon, and his brother were both actually grown in a laboratory.

Using the latest in genetic testing and splicing; geneticists were able to splice an oil molecule with a strand of DNA. It took many attempts mind you, and as a result, there were numerous failures prior to Brandon and brother. It would certainly be a stretch to call them success’ however the fact that the oil molecules and human DNA were able to remain cohesive was a big step.

In many ways it is almost inappropriate to call him “greasy” for one to be more accurate they would need to refer to him as just “grease” or as he is referred too in generic circles “Brandoil”

Posted at 12:45PM on Dec 26th 2006 by craig

7. Dammit TMZ! I was eating!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:18PM on Dec 26th 2006 by tony w

8. Fat bastard....bet his cig. butts are all over the beach
Someone needs to smack him

Posted at 1:48PM on Dec 26th 2006 by ann

9. Other than being the spoiled brat of a millionaire, does this pig do anything to benefit humanity? If not, I'd suggest his leaving it.

Posted at 1:54PM on Dec 26th 2006 by Brother Harold. S.J.

10. excuse me while i go barf......

Posted at 1:55PM on Dec 26th 2006 by emma

11. Now, now kids, don't be so hard on TMZ. After all, it could have been his brother pictured here. Now THAT is a beached whale!!

Posted at 1:57PM on Dec 26th 2006 by Riley

12. Another siting of Elvis, way to go TMZ, you're really outdoing yourselves these days.

Posted at 2:43PM on Dec 26th 2006 by for the love of God

13. It is the first picture of him that I see sunbathing at the beach.

Psychic Clara.

Posted at 4:24PM on Dec 26th 2006 by Psychic Clara

14. Alright, I hate to say it, but personally I find him sexy -- hes not really that heavy and has beautiful eyes and lips. A little shampoo couldnt hurt tho . . .

Posted at 4:36PM on Dec 26th 2006 by Scott

15. He could be Donald Trumps offspring.

Posted at 4:56PM on Dec 26th 2006 by BJ