A Whale of a Bear

12/26/2006 1:30 PM PST
Last week, we gave you taut-tummied, bouncy-bosomed, bethonged and dethroned beauty queens in all their titillating glory. Today, we give you ... a beached Greasy Bear.

Oily heir Brandon Davis took to the sands of Maui on Christmas Eve, flopping down on a beach chair with a constant stream of cigarettes. (Nothing promotes health like baking in the sun while sucking on smokes.) We're not sure if that's a bathing suit or an oil slick.

The night before, Davis played with pal Paris Hilton before the lodging heiress hopped a plane for Australia, where she'll be hosting a New Year's Eve bash.