Paula Abdul is a Brat

Paula Abdul / BratzEveryone's favorite tween hussies are hitting the big screen.

That's right, come August 2007, "Bratz: The Movie," a live-action version of the creepy dolls, will indoctrinate a slew of unsuspecting young girls into the belief that empowerment comes from being ultra-skinny, wearing tight slutty clothes and piling on enough makeup and eyelashes to become card-carrying members of the Tammy Faye Fan Club.

Flighty American Idol judge Paula Abdul has been brought onboard as executive producer and will appear in the film in a major role. Paula will also put her fizzy dizziness to work in multiple creative areas, including music, choreography and fashion. It is unknown at this time whether or not Paula will have her eyes surgically altered to match the dolls.

Hide the children, the Bratz (and Paula) are coming.



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1. Any parent that lets their kids watch that show should be drug out into the street and shot. These young kids have enough poor role models out there (ie: Paris, Britney, Lindsay, etc.). So the last thing they need are some cartoon dolls telling them how much fun it is to be a nasty, used up slut.

Posted at 4:45PM on Jan 11th 2007 by J dub

2. If you buy now, you will receive a boy toy Bratz doll, dress it up, let him pass the audition on you casting couch and then try to avoid the truch with denials and publicists,,, limited time only (15-minutes).

Posted at 4:48PM on Jan 11th 2007 by Simon Sez

3. "...the belief that empowerment comes from being ultra-skinny, wearing tight slutty clothes and piling on enough makeup and eyelashes to become card-carrying members of the Tammy Faye Fan Club." Isn't that kind of what TMZ does? I mean, those sounds exactly like the values they're promoting when they idolize people like Victoria Beckham.

Posted at 4:47PM on Jan 11th 2007 by RM

4. I saw Paula live on my local news show this morning - and WOW - she was very messed up. She was pie-eyed, slurry, and just plain weird. Definitley some drug and/or alcohol abuse going on there.....

Posted at 5:15PM on Jan 11th 2007 by GM

5. Did anybody see Paula Abdul drunk as a skunk on Good Day LA this morning? Man, that was funny!

Posted at 8:46PM on Jan 11th 2007 by Lucy

6. Um isn't Paula a little old to be playing with Bratz dolls? Why the kids like these big headed ugly dolls is beyond me. Paula needs rehab.

Posted at 5:17PM on Jan 11th 2007 by Becci

7. READING THIS MAKES ME APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT MY DAUGHTERS ARE NOW ADULTS AND THEREFORE NOT BUYING INTO THIS BULLS*HIT.

PAULA WILL DO ANYTHING TO MAKE A BUCK, ALTER HERSELF PHYSICALLY THEN CLAIM "SHE WORKED OUT" (RIGHT.), REPLACE HER NOSE TO LOOK LESS ETHNIC (WHATEVER HAPPENED TO CULTURAL PRIDE?), AND SHE DENIES HER ILLEGAL USAGE OF DRUGS. A REALITY CHECK IS WHAT SHE NEEDS AND NOT ONE THAT ARRIVES BY MAIL...

Posted at 5:30PM on Jan 11th 2007 by dee truth

8. okay. bratz dolls are not a bad influence. they are no worse than barbie. and for all of the people who made comments about paula. shes not on drugs. do you know how many health problems shes got? do you know what all shes been through? maybe if you actually read about her every once in a while, you would understand why she is always so loopy and her eyes are so bloodshot. you people need lives, seriously.

Posted at 6:05PM on Jan 11th 2007 by PaulaAbduls01Fan

9. Both Bratz and Barbies are not good for little girls. I never let my girls (all college students now) play with Barbies when they were young. Have you ever calculated the acutal measurements if a woman were really built like a Barbie? She'd have a size 65 bust and a 24 inch waist!!!!!!!!! Come on now!

Yes I had friends tell me I was a horrible mom for not letting my girls have Barbie dolls, but they are well adjusted adults who didn't miss them at all.

Paula - put your efforts into comforting booted singers off of American Idol. Bratz are horrible things for little girls to play with and making a movie about them will just spread their skanky image to little ones.

I bet if Paula were a mom she'd never have taken on this project!

Posted at 8:49PM on Jan 11th 2007 by Da Mama

10. Here is her interview from this morning on SF Bay Area KTVU:

http://www.ktvu.com/video/10724570/detail.html

Posted at 7:26PM on Jan 11th 2007 by What the...

11. All the Bratz dolls look exactly alike except for hair colors.
Come on they look like girl gang bangers.

Posted at 7:29PM on Jan 11th 2007 by Prnzez

12. I don't have an issue with my daughter playing with her Barbie, but she is not allowed to even own a Bratz doll. I don't want my child seeing a doll with thong underwear, piercings, makeup and slutty clothes. At least the Barbie dolls have clothes that cover up more than the Bratz do. I'm surprised that Paula would be part of something so cheesy.

Posted at 6:06PM on Jan 12th 2007 by Amy

13. I personally don't agree with the things Bratz dolls stand for, but I think if mothers want their daughters to play with them and watch their movies, that's their perogative. These mothers, I think, should also try to explain to their young children that a person's interior matters more than their exterior . . . or else your children will grow up caked in eye makeup and develop eating disorders.

Posted at 9:21AM on Jan 12th 2007 by keonli

14. Paula is an alcoholic pill popper. She needs to help herself get clean not fart around with dolls and her repetitive, useless comments to AI contestants.

Posted at 10:25AM on Jan 12th 2007 by Bratz stink

15. Isn't interesting that someone who claimed to be anorexic in the past, would choose to promote these dolls!

Posted at 5:32PM on Jan 12th 2007 by Doug

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