There are a few certainties in Hollywood: Britney will do something trashy. Lindsay will somehow injure herself. Tara Reid will look like a worn-out stripper after working a double shift.
But wait, what is this? Is that Tara Reid looking like a goddess on the beaches of Australia? It can't be. Do our eyes deceive us? What's next? Nicole Richie looking fat? Anna Nicole acting lucid? The Donald clams up? Nah, that'll never happen.