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Anna Nicole Running Scared Over Baby

1/22/2007 7:16 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Anna Nicole SmithAs tomorrow's deadline looms for the DNA test to establish the paternity of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, TMZ has learned Smith's lawyers are furiously working to halt the test.

Sources tell TMZ that Smith's lawyers are now arguing that the order requiring the test was never brought before a Bahamian judge. A Los Angeles Superior Court judge ordered the test, but Smith's lawyers now say it's not binding until a Bahamian judge gives it a stamp of approval.

Sources also tell TMZ that Anna Nicole's lawyers are trying to block the test on grounds that the United States DNA lab hired by Larry Birkhead, the man claiming to be the father of little Dannielynn, cannot legally administer the test because its technicians don't have work permits for the Bahamas.

Despite her public statements that she has nothing to hide, Ms. Smith is going to great lengths to block the DNA test.

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136.

James    

hey patty, how's the trucking business?

2738 days ago
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Blonde2theBone    

Dear Anna,

I was in GNC today and asked why TRIMSPA was no longer on the shelves. It seems that the health chain won't be carrying it any longer, which means you are out of a job!! I then decided to go online to see if you could still buy the product which you can, but at great discount prices!! I guess others are following suit. and closing out... no buying, no profit. No profit, No Anal Nohole.

Girlfriend to girlfriend.... you better re-think this Larry Birkhead thing over. Best case scenario is that a judge will allow you to keep your baby..... with Larry as the father and you having NO income, baby becomes another useful cash cow for you... .monthly child support payments.... VIOLA' money for you to live on.

Worst case scenario is that you will be flipping hamburgers, alone. Girlfriend, nude-middle-aged women just aren't in demand these days..... and your personality won't make up for your ugly outside. (albeit, malpractice suit to your plastic surgeon might be another option for funds) Howie will be serving time and now that the entire world knows about you, your future isn't very promising.

So, think about it, girl.. and NO, you can't come live with me.

Your Best Friend,
B2TB

PS.... Wise Old Owl and Inquiring Minds are NOT the same person. I know them both and I am quite certain that you know them also. They are the driving force behind all the letters to the Bahamas which helped put your "MaN" away for good and will be sending your skank ass back to the states. (not that any of us want you here!!)

Gosh, I LOVE REMINDING ANAL NOHOLE THAT SHE IS A MIDDLE AGED "HAS BEEN!!!!" middle aged... middle aged.... middle aged..... middle aged............

Nothing wrong with being "middle aged" but there's not a lot of guys looking for a middle aged puss that has been put away wet. ewwwww

2737 days ago
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Blonde2theBone    

I keep looking at Anal Nohole's face on the beginning of this thread....

Doesn't she look she could be the mother of the two midgets that were called, "Satan's Cavemen" from the movie Nacho Libre???? Actually, she looks like SATAN. Matter of fact, maybe she is 666.

Regardless, Nice photo.

2737 days ago
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Patty    

Pepperdine, interesting you'd ask me about the trucking business....you, of all people should know how it's going. Lot lizards are always in the know.

2733 days ago
140.

Patty    

Homegirl.....assamahole.....that cracked me up!!! LOL I love it when you get on a rant!

2732 days ago
141.

Melanie    

I hope to god Larry's the father, they look identical......... rip Anna.
www.larrybirkhead.net

2722 days ago
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Lonnie E. Turner    

FIND OUT WHO IS THE REAL FATHER! GIVE HIM CUSTODY! Bury the gold digging woman. LETs

2719 days ago
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