Jessica's Riding Mayer's Bus

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To all you Jessica ( Horse face ) Simpson fans .... Can you tell me why this skank is famous ? or that you find her attractive ?????

Is it her rabbit teeth ? her manly jaw ? her crossed eyes ? her fake hair ? her orange skin ? her pimp daddy Joe Simpson ?

What ?????? her big boobs ( Yawn ) ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz !

Posted at 7:49PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Stop talentless hacks !

32. Hey, I just realized that in the article they called him Jessica's "borefriend". That's kinda funny.

Posted at 7:56PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Marie

33. I do not hate her nor John Mayer. I think Mayer is talented and I think Jess and her family hit it big with her marriage as a stepping stone and a good gig. I think her father is a good manager. Jess is very pretty and has a good voice has is marketable. I do not see anything wrong with things about that about Jess. Lets just be honest and real. He rtalent is notthat grand. She is a "time talent" in that she is really marketable right now. John Mayer is not a "time talent". He isth erela deal. Now lets goosip...I bet her father is going to set up a duet with her and John. If Mayer falls for it, it will hurt his career. I think he will hurt Jessica because he is a known man ho.

Posted at 7:57PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Newsy

34. jessica has turned into white trash!!! Nick is so better off without her!! and he is a hottie and john mayer is so not hot!!! She can have him... what else does she have???

Posted at 7:59PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by pam

35. john mayer is talented and seemed so down to earth. what is he doing with this no talented ditz. maybe her body is a wonderland, but for how long?

Posted at 8:02PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by nancy

36. How you guys doing ? I missed you guys . Your the best ! Now I know why my dad llikes this ..its badass ! anyway my dad says Jessica simpson is Elvis and her DAD is Coelenel Parker . Whatever that means. I think I'll google that later to find out . anyway . my dad should not talk about Jessica ...SHE HAS BIG TATA "s oh I'd love to see them buddies . YEAH NAKED !! WOWOWO ! anyway heres my NASTY BOIL jr for you guys . I hope you like it . I stayed up so late that I caught the info commercial about Mens sex thingy getting limp . Boy , I can't keep mine down ! I hope I never get like BOB ! poor guy with a limp thingy .

Jessica Simpson is going out with a music bum . WOWOW she HAS BIG GUNS ! BIG OLE TATA "S YEAH > BADASS > she needs to let me sleep on her TATAS one day OH YAH ME AND JESSICAS TATA S oh yeha OWOWOOWOOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOOOOOO BADASS yeah

kinda sucks . Oh I'm rubbing my scruffy head of cute kid hair and looking sad with my boyish big -brown eyed face . I wish my dad was writing these 'cause harv don't pay for this crap . He says he saving money for when the Rosie crotch shot comes up . Harvs a perv . AND he has a small peanuts . At least I think thats what the guy from TMZ said to the other guy .I think he said " peanuts " . I love you , guys ! your the best ! Thanks for being my buddy . See ya '

Posted at 8:04PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by NASTY BOIL jr.

37. You know what? We all deserve a little love and attention, why shouldn't they get it too?

Posted at 8:46PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Airial

38.
John Mayer = Dave Matthew's rip off :(

Dave Matthews is the talented one *

Horse face Simpson is perfect for John Mayer ** Both of them need to take a serious bath !!

Posted at 8:50PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Stop talentless hacks !

39. Jessica seems to be totally confused. She dumped Nick who jumped when she needed attention for someone like Mayer? My only guess is that Jessica wished for some independence and has gotten her wish. She looks scrungy and not at all like she did when she was with Nick.

Posted at 8:58PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Pat

40. Jess is anything but trash. She doesn't walk around without underwear, she's not in AA, she's not anorexic, & she doesn't end up in jail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She's a beautiful girl dating John Mayer. She's a nice girl who hasn't hurt anyone. Leave her alone & let her lead her life. I don't understand why people get pleasure in putting her down. GET A LIFE PEOPLE!! SHE CAN'T HELP IT THAT SHE'S GORGEOUS , NATURALLY GORGEOUS!!! HOW MANY GIRLS CAN SAY THAT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Posted at 9:08PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by ABBIE

41. Jess is anything but trash. She doesn't walk around without underwear, she's not in AA, she's not anorexic, & she doesn't end up in jail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She's a beautiful girl dating John Mayer. She's a nice girl who hasn't hurt anyone. Leave her alone & let her lead her life. I don't understand why people get pleasure in putting her down. GET A LIFE PEOPLE!! SHE CAN'T HELP IT THAT SHE'S GORGEOUS , NATURALLY GORGEOUS!!! HOW MANY GIRLS CAN SAY THAT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Posted at 8:58PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by ABBIE

42. Jessica...........
You are soooooooooo nothing without Nick. Given, at the first NewlyWed show season, I had my duobts........Ummmmmm........maybe Nick is the one riding your coat tail, but, BOY AM I GLAD I FOLLOWED...........he is the true talent. JOHN MAYER...........leave while the leaving is good, or , wait.................PRENUP!!!!!!Jessica, you are not worth me continuing..........so .........GO NICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 9:05PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by donna mercer

43. It must have been hell for Jessica living with Nick at the end of her marriage. She seemed so controlled by him and especially unhappy. Thankfully now she has her freedom and can do things her way. She's finally able to be herself and be free. She doesn't have to be fixed up to the max when she's not working. She can be whatever she wants. She's rich, beautiful, & independent. How nice for her!

Posted at 9:07PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by britany

44. NICK HAS A BIG NOSE AND IS GOING BALD AND IS SUPER SHORT AND IS A NO-TALENT BORE WHO WILL MARRY A BIMBO WHO LOOKS LIKE A CHIPMUNK. JESSICA THANK GOD YOU LEFT THAT WHINNY CRY BABY.

Posted at 9:15PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by jessicarocks

45. NICK HAS A BIG NOSE AND IS GOING BALD AND IS SUPER SHORT AND IS A NO-TALENT BORE WHO WILL MARRY A BIMBO WHO LOOKS LIKE A CHIPMUNK. JESSICA THANK GOD YOU LEFT THAT WHINNY CRY BABY.

Posted at 9:19PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by jessicarocks