L. Ron's Angels

2/19/2007 3:56 PM PST
Scientology church ladies Kelly Preston, Kirstie Alley and Priscilla Presley used their combined intergalatic superpowers for, er, good on Saturday.

The holy trinity of thetans hammed it up for Scientology's 'Citizens Commission on Human Rights' awards banquet, which highlighted "psycho-pharmaceutical whistleblowers" this year.

It's safe to say Anna Nicole's doc, Sandeep Kapoor, was not a guest speaker.