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Look Into Our Crystal Ball, Greasy Bear

3/13/2007 1:15 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

The future of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis is looking a little Rocky! Yo Adrian!!
Brandon Davis and Sylvester Stallone
TMZ has uncovered the sly ghost of billionheir Greasy Bear's future -- and it's the sweating, steroidal, foaming-at-the-mouth spitting image of Sylvester Stallone.

Although the "Firecrotch" starter hasn't been caught with alleged performance and image-enhancing substances like Mr. Rambotox, lord knows Greasy's reputation could sure use 'em!

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HerpesHilton    

Paris Hilton is patient 'zero' when it comes to herpes outbreaks.

2600 days ago
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Bloated Bear    

I think he looks like Elvis during the bloated, drug addict stage near the end of his life. If we are all lucky Greasy Bear will not live long enough to look like Sly.

P.S. He owes me money too and I will have my people collect soon...

2600 days ago
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Julia    

Greasy Bear is nasty.

2600 days ago
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teeks    

SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE THIS GUY SOME SOAP AND WATER... HE LOOKS FILTHY!

2600 days ago
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Jane    

Love the wording of your comparison...I almost had to excuse myself after reading that! Brandon will look like that a lot sooner than at age 60 (mostly because that obese piece of sweaty shit will be long dead before then) because of all the drugs he does, his constant state of obesity and Paris' lifetime viral gift he has will certainly shorten his wasteful life by (hopefully) decades. Sly can at least use the age card to help justify why he's wearing the beat-down clown mask all the time. Sorry, there's no fat-fuck loser card yet, Brandon. You could really use one!!

2600 days ago
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duvy    

hahaha. i'm still laughing at Brandon Davis. poor guy, he never should have gotten drunk and opened his mouth.

2600 days ago
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newsjunkie    



right on point TMZ..........................................LOL!

2600 days ago
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maya    

Brandon looks good, like he lost a little weight.

And what's with the jealous comments about Paris Hilton?
Paris surely is a much better person than the Haters - and they know it.

2600 days ago
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AnonXX    

the guy is a drug dealer and has gambling debt, friend of paris, and oh he sweats a lot, WHY IS HE WORTH MENTIONING???

2600 days ago
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rrrr16    

Why do we care about this guy agian? Please stop giving him press. He is irrelevant- he's not good looking, he's not intresting, he's a train wreck, please let's move on

2600 days ago
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jenn    

please stop with this guy.

2600 days ago
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maya    

Haters are nothing but a pathetic bunch of losers who bitch about others but have garbage in their own brains.

2600 days ago
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sonia    

TMZ...is soo funny! thats why i gotta check out this site every day..lol..i love TMZ...and as for that greasy bear guy..yyuckkk!=p

2600 days ago
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tba    

It's a insult to Stallone and greasy bear can only hope he looks like Stallone when he's
60.

2600 days ago
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malinda jackson    

oh Mr stallone please let us know which plastic surgeon you went to he need to have his degree tookin away from him i think i could of did a better job

2600 days ago
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