Janice's Unidentified Sitting Object

3/21/2007 12:54 PM PDT
After having dinner at Koi on Tuesday, Jurassic supermodel Janice Dickinson proved to be anything but coy, and smeared paps with an X-rated full-frontal horror show.

The 52-year-old mother of two flashed her used goods and revealed a smorgasbord of fabric and flesh, which combined to form an anatomical hodgepodge of nasty.

Unless she was shot with a paintball, Janice may want to get herself checked by a doctor ... perhaps Dr. Perper.