KISS My Ass!

A surgically-healed Gene Simmons took to the marquee of New York's Hard Rock Cafe on Thursday to unveil the assvertising campaign for the second season of his A&E reality show, "Family Jewels."
Gene Simmons
The 57-year-old KISS frontman, with the help of a bevy of bootylicious babes in black undies, definitely got a rise out of the Manhattan crowd. Bottoms up!



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1. These women are disgusting. No wonder lecherous old farts like Gene Simmons can keep getting slutty publicity.

Posted at 2:28PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by Dragonwolf

2. Part of the KISS army...Kiss Rocks! ;-)

Posted at 2:30PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by Ledbetter1212

3. Gosh, go back to the white face paint!! Even that is an improvement....

Posted at 2:31PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by Amy NY

4. He must have paid them to bow to him. Gross!!!!!

Posted at 2:35PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by crimdellacrim

5. here's the verdict:

Last girl on the right needs a serious tan (1st) and a thigh master j-e-l-l-o remover

1st girl on left, 2nd girl on left and 4th girl on the left in need of immediate cellulite eraser machine (vacuum)

The other 2 look good...

Posted at 2:35PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by BRUCEY BOY

6. talk about never growing up. He's never gotten over himself and media, foolish little girls, oops I mean women with no self-respect or esteem continue to promote his thinking, as well as the view of men in America - women are for one purpose only. They degrade themselves and include other woman who do not agree with these antics. He is an ugly overated little boy still trying to please one person - - - - himself.

Posted at 2:35PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by Doll

7. He must have paid them to bow to him. Gross!!!! Trizzzzammps!!!!!!

Posted at 2:36PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by crimdellacrim

8. How can someone as ugly as Gene Simmons get chicks?!!! EWWE Gross.

Posted at 2:37PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by Nichole Grant

9. The one with half her ass hanging out..................should have blended in a bit more, she's like a neon sign saying "look at meeeeeeeeee!"

Posted at 2:38PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by BritChick

10. Gene Simmons needs to sit his old ass down.

Posted at 2:43PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by Debra

11. I smell DIRTY ASS! oh wait....it's mine. sorry

Posted at 2:47PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by Ben Dover

12. I smell DIRTY ASS! oh wait....it's mine. sorry

Posted at 2:47PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by Ben Dover

13. When you're worth 50+ million dollars, you can get away with pretty much anything. Admittedly, the girl on the far right should have invested in either a tanning salon or some Spanx.

Posted at 2:52PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by OldJewishLady

14. Part of the KISS army - KISS Rocks!!! ;-)

Posted at 2:55PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by Ledbetter1212

15. Gene Simmons is an ugly old has been, who even a face lift didn't help. He needs to just go in a room and remember when he was something to little girls!!!

Posted at 3:01PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by cheryl

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