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KISS My Ass!

3/23/2007 10:55 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

A surgically-healed Gene Simmons took to the marquee of New York's Hard Rock Cafe on Thursday to unveil the assvertising campaign for the second season of his A&E reality show, "Family Jewels."
Gene Simmons
The 57-year-old KISS frontman, with the help of a bevy of bootylicious babes in black undies, definitely got a rise out of the Manhattan crowd. Bottoms up!

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jocker    

ewww that chick in the front has cottage cheese thighs she also needs some sun. YUCK

2750 days ago
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Snarksnarksnark    

These women are disgusting. No wonder lecherous old farts like Gene Simmons can keep getting slutty publicity.

2750 days ago
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antiAMERICAN IDOL    

here's the verdict:

Last girl on the right needs a serious tan (1st) and a thigh master j-e-l-l-o remover

1st girl on left, 2nd girl on left and 4th girl on the left in need of immediate cellulite eraser machine (vacuum)

The other 2 look good...

2750 days ago
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Nichole Grant    

How can someone as ugly as Gene Simmons get chicks?!!! EWWE Gross.

2750 days ago
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double standards    

talk about never growing up. He's never gotten over himself and media, foolish little girls, oops I mean women with no self-respect or esteem continue to promote his thinking, as well as the view of men in America - women are for one purpose only. They degrade themselves and include other woman who do not agree with these antics. He is an ugly overated little boy still trying to please one person - - - - himself.

2750 days ago
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Britchick    

The one with half her ass hanging out..................should have blended in a bit more, she's like a neon sign saying "look at meeeeeeeeee!"

2750 days ago
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crimdellacrim    

He must have paid them to bow to him. Gross!!!! Trizzzzammps!!!!!!

2750 days ago
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Ida    

I thought this was New York City, not Cellulite City, lol!

2750 days ago
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Sarah    

That girl on the far right has really icky legs...stockings could have helped them look a LOT better even!

2750 days ago
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monique    

Gene Simmons needs to sit his old ass down.

2750 days ago
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leslie    

What is hangning out of the black girls shorts?

2750 days ago
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head games    

Gene Simmons is an ugly old has been, who even a face lift didn't help. He needs to just go in a room and remember when he was something to little girls!!!

2750 days ago
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Sandpiper82    

I don't get why he went through all that pain and mega $$$$$$ on his face and still has that horrid, 99 cent out of the bottle refried black hair do.

Sometimes change is GOOD Gene!!

Get a new hair-do!!!!!!! Nothing else you ever do will make a difference with that fried black brillow pad on your head! It just ain't workin' for ya. AT ALL!

2750 days ago
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NCaudill    

This is almost as sad as his bad dye job. Poor guy just trying to fight the cruel hands of Time!

2750 days ago
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uniformsformilitarypersonnelonly    

Oh Yeah Gene, these women all want you for your outstanding looks. INSERT GAG HERE.

2750 days ago
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