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3/23/2007 10:55 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
KISS My Ass!

A surgically-healed Gene Simmons took to the marquee of New York's Hard Rock Cafe on Thursday to unveil the assvertising campaign for the second season of his A&E reality show, "Family Jewels."
Gene Simmons
The 57-year-old KISS frontman, with the help of a bevy of bootylicious babes in black undies, definitely got a rise out of the Manhattan crowd. Bottoms up!

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jocker:  1787 days ago

ewww that chick in the front has cottage cheese thighs she also needs some sun. YUCK

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Snarksnarksnark:  1787 days ago

These women are disgusting. No wonder lecherous old farts like Gene Simmons can keep getting slutty publicity.

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antiAMERICAN IDOL:  1787 days ago

here's the verdict:

Last girl on the right needs a serious tan (1st) and a thigh master j-e-l-l-o remover

1st girl on left, 2nd girl on left and 4th girl on the left in need of immediate cellulite eraser machine (vacuum)

The other 2 look good...

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Nichole Grant:  1787 days ago

How can someone as ugly as Gene Simmons get chicks?!!! EWWE Gross.

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double standards:  1787 days ago

talk about never growing up. He's never gotten over himself and media, foolish little girls, oops I mean women with no self-respect or esteem continue to promote his thinking, as well as the view of men in America - women are for one purpose only. They degrade themselves and include other woman who do not agree with these antics. He is an ugly overated little boy still trying to please one person - - - - himself.

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Britchick:  1787 days ago

The one with half her ass hanging out..................should have blended in a bit more, she's like a neon sign saying "look at meeeeeeeeee!"

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crimdellacrim:  1787 days ago

He must have paid them to bow to him. Gross!!!! Trizzzzammps!!!!!!

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Ida:  1787 days ago

I thought this was New York City, not Cellulite City, lol!

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Sarah:  1787 days ago

That girl on the far right has really icky legs...stockings could have helped them look a LOT better even!

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monique:  1787 days ago

Gene Simmons needs to sit his old ass down.

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leslie:  1787 days ago

What is hangning out of the black girls shorts?

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head games:  1787 days ago

Gene Simmons is an ugly old has been, who even a face lift didn't help. He needs to just go in a room and remember when he was something to little girls!!!

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Sandpiper82:  1787 days ago

I don't get why he went through all that pain and mega $$$$$$ on his face and still has that horrid, 99 cent out of the bottle refried black hair do.

Sometimes change is GOOD Gene!!

Get a new hair-do!!!!!!! Nothing else you ever do will make a difference with that fried black brillow pad on your head! It just ain't workin' for ya. AT ALL!

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NCaudill:  1787 days ago

This is almost as sad as his bad dye job. Poor guy just trying to fight the cruel hands of Time!

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uniformsformilitarypersonnelonly:  1787 days ago

Oh Yeah Gene, these women all want you for your outstanding looks. INSERT GAG HERE.

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