A surgically-healed Gene Simmons took to the marquee of New York's Hard Rock Cafe on Thursday to unveil the assvertising campaign for the second season of his A&E reality show, "Family Jewels."
The 57-year-old KISS frontman, with the help of a bevy of bootylicious babes in black undies, definitely got a rise out of the Manhattan crowd. Bottoms up!
1. ewww that chick in the front has cottage cheese thighs she also needs some sun. YUCK
Posted at 4:05PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by jocker
2. These women are disgusting. No wonder lecherous old farts like Gene Simmons can keep getting slutty publicity.
Posted at 2:28PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by Dragonwolf
3. here's the verdict:
Last girl on the right needs a serious tan (1st) and a thigh master j-e-l-l-o remover
1st girl on left, 2nd girl on left and 4th girl on the left in need of immediate cellulite eraser machine (vacuum)
The other 2 look good...
Posted at 2:35PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by BRUCEY BOY
4. Part of the KISS army...Kiss Rocks! ;-)
Posted at 2:30PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by Ledbetter1212
5. Gosh, go back to the white face paint!! Even that is an improvement....
Posted at 2:31PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by Amy NY
6. How can someone as ugly as Gene Simmons get chicks?!!! EWWE Gross.
Posted at 2:37PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by Nichole Grant
7. He must have paid them to bow to him. Gross!!!!!
Posted at 2:35PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by crimdellacrim
8. talk about never growing up. He's never gotten over himself and media, foolish little girls, oops I mean women with no self-respect or esteem continue to promote his thinking, as well as the view of men in America - women are for one purpose only. They degrade themselves and include other woman who do not agree with these antics. He is an ugly overated little boy still trying to please one person - - - - himself.
Posted at 2:35PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by Doll
9. The one with half her ass hanging out..................should have blended in a bit more, she's like a neon sign saying "look at meeeeeeeeee!"
Posted at 2:38PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by BritChick
10. He must have paid them to bow to him. Gross!!!! Trizzzzammps!!!!!!
Posted at 2:36PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by crimdellacrim
11. I thought this was New York City, not Cellulite City, lol!
Posted at 9:28AM on Mar 24th 2007 by Missy
12. That girl on the far right has really icky legs...stockings could have helped them look a LOT better even!
Posted at 4:11PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by Sarah
13. Gene Simmons needs to sit his old ass down.
Posted at 2:43PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by Debra
14. I smell DIRTY ASS! oh wait....it's mine. sorry
Posted at 2:47PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by Ben Dover
15. I smell DIRTY ASS! oh wait....it's mine. sorry
Posted at 2:47PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by Ben Dover
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