The Anti-Sanjy Conspiracy

Posted Apr 5th 2007 10:46AM by TMZ Staff

Sanjaya MalakarSome serious "American Idol" viewers are still fuming over the fact that Sanjaya Malakar not only remains on the show, but that he wasn't even bottoming out. Now someone has conjured a plan that could help rid the "A.I." stage of any additional hairrific performances ... er, other than the one scheduled for next Tuesday.

At voteAGAINSTtheworst.com, viewers are assigned to contestants for voting purposes -- based on which state you live in -- every state is then assigned to a performer, leaving none dedicated to Sanjaya.

The only way to make this work is for people in these states to actually vote. Unfortunately, since it's been proven that enough people are voting for Sanjaya to keep him on, Fanjayas will have to be converted in order to boot the mildly talented Malakar, whose rendition of "Cheek to Cheek" this week caused Irving Berlin to centrifugally spin in his grave.

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1. SHE LOOKS R-I-D-C-U-L-O-U-S !!

American Idol is NOT funny anymore. I won't vote NOR watch anymore.

LEKEISHA RULES

Posted at 1:16PM on Apr 5th 2007 by antiAMERICAN IDOL

2. I don't even watch A.I. So this viewpoint is completely objective.

Sanjaya was a PLANT. Yes, the judges [actually, more like the producers] put him in this position for ratings. And the American public is responding. It's all about the money.

Posted at 1:19PM on Apr 5th 2007 by Puh-lease

3. Sanjaya is love...

Posted at 1:21PM on Apr 5th 2007 by David@GentsCanineSociety.com

4. Just one of those daze I suppose

Posted at 1:23PM on Apr 5th 2007 by Brad Pitt

5. Wow, that would be so cool if people could get this organized and motivated about things that are important.

Posted at 1:23PM on Apr 5th 2007 by Wishful thinker

6. What a stupid idea. They want Sanjaya gone because people are manipulating votes to keep the worst on the show, well telling people how to vote just to get RID of sanjaya is hypocritical! The show has become a joke, and I for one am happy about it. Let Sanjaya take American Idol down in a horrific blaze of glory!! Wooohoo!

Posted at 1:32PM on Apr 5th 2007 by skankmaster

7. How can I use this photo of sanji. Its perfect. Just Say No! Can I get permission from wire image?

Posted at 1:33PM on Apr 5th 2007 by justsayno

8. Sanjaya is a damned sight better than that "I'm so sexy look at me" loser Haley. I'm sick of seeing her saggy boobs bouncing around or half hanging out as she's throwing glances over her shoulder and trying to look enticing. One word, Haley -- BRA!!! Put one on! She can't sing. The only thing she has remotely going for her is her sex appeal (gag, puke). Maybe with the help of a good plastic surgeon she could get a job at a strip joint.

Posted at 1:45PM on Apr 5th 2007 by Ya think?

9. I love sanjaya.....hes a very handsome boy that is different from your usual african american singers or caucasion singers with blonde hair. i mean thank you to AI for having some diversity.

Posted at 1:53PM on Apr 5th 2007 by fanjaya from SD

10. serious Idol watchers??? hahaha you all take yourselves way too ummm seriously. Sanjaya is FUN. I love watching him.

Posted at 1:54PM on Apr 5th 2007 by Left Coaster

11. I love AI but I am to the point where I just don't want to watch because he is just pathetic. He can not sing. He seems like a smart ass. A little too cocky for no talent. It's not fair to the others who really can sing.

Enough is enough.........

Posted at 2:05PM on Apr 5th 2007 by TED

12. I also forgot to add that he had dirty finger nails when they showed him last night.

GROSS.............................................

Posted at 2:07PM on Apr 5th 2007 by ted

13. At this point I hope he wins. Then A.I. will have to deal with promoting him and knowing their show is beyond their control and not credible any longer.

The other contestants will still receive record offers, as it's been proven you can still sell millions of albums and even receive Oscars if you don't win Idol.

Posted at 2:08PM on Apr 5th 2007 by All Mixed Up

14. They should have GAY TESTS for contestants.


If they turn out to be gay, REJECT them, since you can anticipate they'll be full of unnecessary DRAMA !!

All American RULES

Posted at 2:12PM on Apr 5th 2007 by All American

15. Please vote him off!! Please America wake up and let other good singers stay!! this guy sucks!!

Posted at 2:23PM on Apr 5th 2007 by a Papaya sings better than Sanjaya

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