The Low Rent Posh & Becks Have Landed

1. What do they actually do?

Posted at 3:25PM on Apr 6th 2007 by InquiringMind

2. Why does everyone call her "Jordan" if her name is Katie??

Posted at 12:41PM on Apr 6th 2007 by whatever

3. wait, what?

who are they??

Posted at 12:44PM on Apr 6th 2007 by suzy

4. She was originally famous for taking her clothes off, usually to show off her ridiculously huge fake boobs. Then she had a relationship with a hasbeen pop star, followed by a pregnancy with a hasbeen footballer during which she drank, smoked and goodness knows what else, to have a child who's got serious problems.
He was originally famous for his one-hit wonder in the early 90s, the video for which featured his abs in a blue sea.
They went on a celebrity reality show, met, married, had another kid, lost one, now they're having another.
Oh and in between she made a lot of cash, he had another one-hit wonder, she sang, he had a cameo in Footballers Wives. She's had lots of gossip column fights, most notably with Victoria Beckham.
I'm from England so I'm fairly familiar with these two I'm afraid.

Posted at 1:12PM on Apr 6th 2007 by Jennifer

5. Oh my God...I thought that was a pic of my grandmother!!! Same granny-boobs!

Posted at 1:16PM on Apr 6th 2007 by Dallas

6. who are these people? and why doesnt she go have her fake boobs fixed?

Posted at 12:12PM on Apr 7th 2007 by i\\\'m FABulous

7. This is the thanks we get for pulling England's butt out of the fire during WWII? Have a heart, you guys. Maybe they are coming here because they know the Americans are shallow and fall all over useless celebrities.

Posted at 1:46PM on Apr 6th 2007 by Diamondintherough

8. Who ARE these people? And why should I care about them??

Posted at 2:04PM on Apr 6th 2007 by Danae

9. We dont need this TRASH! we have our own thank you. So go back to where you came from. Or at the very least we should send paris, britney, and lindsay over there FOR GOOD!

Posted at 2:04PM on Apr 6th 2007 by tinkerbell

10. Isn't she the chick who did drugs while pregnant with her first child, and now her kid has problems? And isn't she the one hanging around race car drivers so she could get laid? Please send the trash back across the ocean.

Posted at 2:39PM on Apr 6th 2007 by bbqbabe

11. Can I just say........wtf? so if they were only over there for a holiday would you still be hating them? what has everyone got against them? bloody hell, they barely got off the aeroplane!

And........it has been stated that Jordan(her modelling name) DID NOT take drugs OR drink whilst pregnant with Harvey, her first child by Dwight Yorke, a footballer....Harvey has severe learning difficulties, he is blind and has a lot of other ill nesses, none of which were caused by Katie(her real name) whilst she was pregnant.
And I might add, She LOVED Dwight, he cheated on her so she sent him packing and was a single mother to Harvey before she met Peter, she didn't have nannies, and you'll rarely see a picture of them WITHOUT thier kids, and if you do, it's because Harvey spends a lot of time in hospital..........she doesn't have Nannies like all the other celebs out there, she has her Mother help her, and Pete of course.

Katie is not just a big boobed Bimbo, she's made a fortune, has her own lingerie range and is an Author of book aimed at Adults.........and another set of books for kids.

Just give them a break,......hey.........you might even like them!

Posted at 2:51PM on Apr 6th 2007 by I got your back Katie - Formally BritChick!!

12. didnt i see her hoo ha over on that other site... with a heart shaped tattoo where the hair should be?

Posted at 4:49PM on Apr 6th 2007 by Chris Magnus

13. QUAN CHO - WTF?!??!??!!

Posted at 4:50PM on Apr 6th 2007 by Chris Magnus

14. never heard of these people before in my life

Posted at 5:25PM on Apr 6th 2007 by jessica

15. um who the hell are these people never heard of them before in my life

Posted at 5:35PM on Apr 6th 2007 by jessica