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Battle of the Beach Bods: The Dudes!

Posted Apr 22nd 2007 3:07AM by TMZ Staff

Here they are, the hot -- and not so hot under the sun!

Get your trunks on and swim on into our gallery of hunks with a view of their junk!

Still feel like a dip? Click on in to our "Hot Butts" and "Bad Asses" galleries!

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1. Yeah, Glitter, a real hot stud. If you are into child molesters, he's your man.

Personally, I think there is only one place he should be frying, and that's not on a beach in the Far East, pestering pre-pubescents ( not the woman in the shot, I'm referring to the ones he served time for interfering with).

Posted at 3:34AM on Apr 22nd 2007 by cynic

2. Rhianna is the only black person up there. Am I missing something?

Posted at 9:19AM on Apr 23rd 2007 by Mrs. Lindo

3. OK so on the beach chicks only 4 of them were bad to look at, out of 15 that's what can be considered a treat for the guys. They got photos of 11 pretty girls in bikinis. What do us ladies get? Steve Martin & Gary Glitter?!!! Only 5 of those male beach bods were worth looking at! The rest were just avereage while some were revolting! Women look at this website as well as men so either get some pics of the Gabor sisters in bikinis & post it of find hotter guys!

Posted at 10:11AM on Apr 22nd 2007 by Melissa

4. Jessica Biel's butt does not look normal! Just because a butt is huge and shapely, doesn't make it a good butt. I think it looks hideous.

Posted at 11:28AM on Apr 22nd 2007 by Nobody

5. Man, I'd TAP that bottom left one! Wait..... who is it? lol

Posted at 12:03PM on Apr 22nd 2007 by Tristan [Unsworth]

6. I agree with sharp eye this was a total waste of not only webspace but time. You must really have nothing to do, if that is all you can report. Maybe you were trying to show off your own hot sagging butt! hhmmm

Posted at 12:23AM on Apr 24th 2007 by justine

7. Ewwwwwww......who's BUTTS are these???? ROFL!

Posted at 5:16PM on Apr 22nd 2007 by Alyssa

8. These people are right, enough with this filler bull and get with the real reporting!! Like more pictures of Mattie at the beach. MMMMH.

Posted at 6:42PM on Apr 22nd 2007 by Foxbot

9.
Definitely worth looking at for a laugh and the captions are excellent too!

Posted at 9:54PM on Apr 22nd 2007 by Lynette

10. Grow up Harvey!

Posted at 1:56AM on Apr 23rd 2007 by Morris the Cat

11. How are these butts Hot!! most of them have no butts, and thoes who do are more then likely fake. You know they have Implants for the Butt too.

Posted at 8:30AM on Apr 23rd 2007 by Amazed

12. Here's a clue; I'm a woman and I am just not turned on by men with big, chunky muscular asses. Men are not supposed to have bubble-butts - it's just nasty!

Posted at 9:49AM on Apr 23rd 2007 by JaneSays