Celebrity Feuds
Val Can't Take Dump So Residents Must Pay

It's rough living around a location shoot for a Val Kilmer movie!

At 8:30 this morning, a movie starring Kilmer, "Columbus Day," was about to film in Echo Park near downtown L.A.

The residents were supposed to move their cars off the street. The wife of a TMZ staffer was at home, taking care of her one-year-old child when she heard banging at the front door. A woman named Kelli Lassen told the staffer's wife, "You need to move your f**king car because we need to park the toilets for the Val Kilmer movie." Nice.

We contacted Lassen, who at first denied saying it, then said she was reacting to a man in a nearby apartment who wouldn't move his car. She said she called that man a "f**king asshole" and then acknowledged she got hot with the staffer's wife.

Lassen apologized for her outburst, but added, "Val Kilmer can't even use the bathroom."



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1. I think he looks like a beached whale.

Posted at 12:09PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by Vallie, Vallie, Vallie

2. val used to be so hot.now he looks like a beached whale

Posted at 12:09PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by sweet

3. I can hardly type, I'm laughing too too hard.....This is PRICELESS!!!!!! Thank you... LOL!!!

Posted at 12:09PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

4.

from the looks of things - he seems backed up.......

can we say "beached whale"??

Posted at 12:12PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by pookie

5. He looks like he's been saving up to go to the bathroom and it's protruding out of his stomach!

Posted at 12:15PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by stormy

6. omg to think he was a hottie at one time.

Posted at 12:16PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by Dawn

7. Ummmm ..... no comment.

Posted at 12:18PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by One Picture's Worth a Thousand Words

8. I'm mean, but not THAT mean. I mean "poor" of course. HAHAHA

Posted at 12:22PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by Not a fan

9. DAYUM Val Kilmer used to be a straight up hottie!! OMG he looks like a beached whale with a large tumour in his intestine!!! OMG I am BLOWN away!!! I THINK I am going to go throw up now.

Posted at 12:23PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by FyreStarter

10. Free Willy!

Posted at 12:23PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by SuziON

11. Quick somebody push that whale back into the ocean!!

Posted at 12:26PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by Hombre

12. Free Vally!




Posted at 12:26PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by One Picture's Worth a Thousand Words

13. I didn't know he was doing a remake of March of the Penguins.....

Posted at 12:28PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by Luna Tunz

14. Kelli, you're damned lucky you weren't in Texas, sweetheart --

Posted at 12:31PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by Kelli Lassen, What's Wrong With You?

15. NEWSFLASH!!!! This is America and I pay my taxes, and if I don't feel like moving my car so you can shoot some B movie, I don't have to. And you'd BETTER not come cussing and beating on my door --

Posted at 12:37PM on Apr 23rd 2007 by HELLO?

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