or type here...
Celebrity Feuds4/23/2007 12:52 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Val Can't Take Dump So Residents Must Pay

It's rough living around a location shoot for a Val Kilmer movie!

At 8:30 this morning, a movie starring Kilmer, "Columbus Day," was about to film in Echo Park near downtown L.A.

The residents were supposed to move their cars off the street. The wife of a TMZ staffer was at home, taking care of her one-year-old child when she heard banging at the front door. A woman named Kelli Lassen told the staffer's wife, "You need to move your f**king car because we need to park the toilets for the Val Kilmer movie." Nice.

We contacted Lassen, who at first denied saying it, then said she was reacting to a man in a nearby apartment who wouldn't move his car. She said she called that man a "f**king asshole" and then acknowledged she got hot with the staffer's wife.

Lassen apologized for her outburst, but added, "Val Kilmer can't even use the bathroom."

Please check your inbox ... your comment will not appear until you have confirmed your identity via email.

When you enter your name and email address you'll be sent a link via email to confirm your comment. Please keep your comments relevant to this post. Email addresses are never displayed, but they are required to confirm your comments.

To create a live link, simply type the URL (including http://) or email address and we will make the link live for you. You can put up to 3 URLs in your comments. Line breaks and paragraphs are automatically converted — no need to use <p> or <br /> tags.

Reader Comments

(Page 1 of 6) | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments
1.

still here:  1756 days ago

val used to be so hot.now he looks like a beached whale

Likes 0 Dislikes 0
2.

PUBLIC SAFETY IS AT STAKE:  1756 days ago

I think he looks like a beached whale.

Likes 0 Dislikes 0
3.

Your'e Fired!:  1756 days ago

I can hardly type, I'm laughing too too hard.....This is PRICELESS!!!!!! Thank you... LOL!!!

Likes 0 Dislikes 0
4.

pookie:  1756 days ago



from the looks of things - he seems backed up.......

can we say "beached whale"??

Likes 0 Dislikes 0
5.

stormy:  1756 days ago

He looks like he's been saving up to go to the bathroom and it's protruding out of his stomach!

Likes 0 Dislikes 0
6.

Dawn:  1756 days ago

omg to think he was a hottie at one time.

Likes 0 Dislikes 0
7.

PUBLIC SAFETY IS AT STAKE:  1756 days ago

Ummmm ..... no comment.

Likes 0 Dislikes 0
8.

tina:  1756 days ago

Beached whale??? That was too good. I can't stop laughing. Stars are buttwipes who need to fall and get a taste of what real life is all aobout.

Likes 0 Dislikes 0
9.

Hedy Lamarr:  1756 days ago

I'm mean, but not THAT mean. I mean "poor" of course. HAHAHA

Likes 0 Dislikes 0
10.

FyreStarrter:  1756 days ago

DAYUM Val Kilmer used to be a straight up hottie!! OMG he looks like a beached whale with a large tumour in his intestine!!! OMG I am BLOWN away!!! I THINK I am going to go throw up now.

Likes 0 Dislikes 0
11.

SuziON:  1756 days ago

Free Willy!

Likes 0 Dislikes 0
12.

Save Joe Francis :  1756 days ago

Quick somebody push that whale back into the ocean!!

Likes 0 Dislikes 0
13.

annab:  1756 days ago

is he wearing a FAT SUIT?????

Likes 0 Dislikes 0
14.

PUBLIC SAFETY IS AT STAKE:  1756 days ago

Free Vally!




Likes 0 Dislikes 0
15.

Lori:  1756 days ago

I didn't know he was doing a remake of March of the Penguins.....

Likes 0 Dislikes 0
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments