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Britney: I'm A-Tannin' Y'all!

4/26/2007 12:22 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Britney Spears appeared at a tanning salon in Beverly Hills to try improving her appearance ... in this country-meets-cuckoo calamity.

Wearing a ratty wig styled for Victoria Principal in a catfight episode of "Dallas," the braless pursued popwreck added a Depression Era dotted babydoll jumper and an Acapulco Motel 6 gift shop straw hat to complete her "look."

Top it off with a brass and leather sack suitable for marauding pirates, enlarged Elvis sunglasses and a Hello Kitty keychain, and hey, y'all, here's my look!

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46.

Fred    

Love the straw hat

2680 days ago
47.

Sara    

Now I'm not criticizing her or bashing her but I don't see what the embarrassment is to try and cover that wig. The whole world knows you wear one just take off the ridiculous hats.

2680 days ago
48.

SJ    

What's the mating call of the wild Paris Hilton?"
[Hiccup, Hiccup,
Giggle, Giggle] I'M SOOOOOOO DRUNK RIGHT NOW."

What's the mating call of the wild Lohan?
"[BELCHHHHH] HAS THAT BLONDE BITCH PARIS LEFT YET?"

What's the mating call of the wild Brit Spears?
"[Snapping bubble gum] Ya'll come and get it now."

2680 days ago
49.

TJ    

Can you tell me why this train wreck has any fans at all? Why is she constantly in the news hounded by paparazzi? She has no talent, no brain, no looks and certainly no class. Why won't she go away? Her poor children are the biggest losers of all with a mother like that...it's just too sad!

2680 days ago
50.

doinou    

That outfit is just awful. What is wrong with that girl?

2680 days ago
51.

Somebody , shoot it! Quick!    

She is out of her friggen mind and is just plain ole nasty!

2680 days ago
52.

how sad    

If Britney didn't want the paparazzi following her, she would move away from Los Angeles,
and stay out of New York. Go back to Louisiana and do some good for your state after
Hurrican Katrina. Hey Britney, why aren't you pictured doing anything good? Who is
taking care of your kids?

My name is Britney Spears and I LOVE the paparazzi!!!

2680 days ago
53.

Finally exposed - shes a wierdo    

this cun-try hick is a total trainwreck. not only is she a complete witless moron (she's like those zombies from "night of the living dead" that go to a mall, just because they did it before while they were alive), but her momma dresses her funny...

2680 days ago
54.

Marie    

I believ in Britney and support her!We are living in a world with to much jalous people, so i am on her side!She is being a good gril, since she came back from rehab so instad of being just rude, you gays you should stop coming here because if you wouldn't care so far why would you be still writting comment about Britney!Just shut up!

2680 days ago
55.

CONGRATS    

I just have a quick question. Where are her kids? Didn't she want to have those babies so bad... when is she ever with them?

2680 days ago
56.

CL    

With all her money and she dresses like she shops out of a dumpster behind Goodwill, she is truly tasteless it shows in her clothes and her choice of men. You can take the girl out of the trailor park but ya can't take the trailor park outta the girl no matter how many millions she has.

2680 days ago
57.

Innocent UNTIL proven GUILTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    

HATE her -- blech...soooo trashy!!

2680 days ago
58.

britneysacks@com    

I hope she wearing her underwear..............................she is out of thinking..... total trash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Lets boycott her and give chance to young idol really artist way to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2680 days ago
59.

Your'e Fired!    

#51, Marie............................Learn how to spell.............................................

2680 days ago
60.

admin    

Tell me again, WHY do we care? She is pathetic, disgusting and trashy.

2680 days ago
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