Celebrity Justice
Paris' Life to Get Real Simple

Paris Hilton's life in prison will be rougher than her emery board when she begins her sentence on June 5. How rough, you ask?
Paris Hilton composited with socks and panties
-- Hilton will only be allowed one five-minute shower a day ... with plain soap. The horror!

-- Two pairs of socks and panties (if she needs them).

-- Part of her day will be spent washing her underwear in the shower, since the detention center contains no laundry facilities, and her housekeeper will not be in the maid's quarters.

-- Her breakfast will be a boiled egg and not much else. Very British.

-- Lunch is typically a baloney sandwich ... not quite Polo Lounge fare.

-- Paris's visitors will be received through a glass partition ... which she might want to continue doing even after serving her time!

-- Her contact with the outside world will be via pay phone, instead of a BlackBerry and the paparazzi.

-- She is not allowed makeup, highlights or hair extensions, which may inspire the heiress to fight for changes to the cruel, cruel penal code.



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1. Mintz always lied for you Paris when you messed up in the past. You're going to hell you bee-yotch!

Posted at 10:55AM on May 7th 2007 by wake up

2.
Welcome to the real world. This has to bite for Paris. From celebutante to jail. Thank God justice in this case wasn't blind.

Posted at 10:56AM on May 7th 2007 by waaa! waaaaa!

3. She needs to stop lying, whining, making pathetic excuses and blaming other people. She sickens me.

Posted at 10:58AM on May 7th 2007 by Ain't karma a bitch

4. If Martha Stewart can handle it, so can Paris. You mean we get to see Paris' face in the bare???? OMG

Posted at 10:59AM on May 7th 2007 by poor little rich girl

5. i'm sorry, but maybe this will teach her responsibility. shouldn't be driving under the influence and then think you can keep driving on a suspended license. you can't blame that on anyone other than yourself.

Posted at 10:59AM on May 7th 2007 by b

6. You made Elliot your fall guy and paid him off. It was YOU who got the second warning... he had nothing to do with it.

Posted at 10:59AM on May 7th 2007 by Pebbles

7. TOO BAD THAT WITCH OF A MOTHER--WHO TAUGHT HER ALL SHE KNOWS--ISN'T SHARING THE CELL WITH HER. IT'S WHERE THAT GODDAMN WOMAN BELONGS FOR HAVING RAISED SUCH A PIECE OF PRETERNATURALLY BORING TRASH.

Posted at 10:59AM on May 7th 2007 by Brother Harold, S.J.

8. ABOUT TIME! She deserves this!

Posted at 11:00AM on May 7th 2007 by hahahaha

9. This is the BEST WEEK EVER!

Posted at 11:00AM on May 7th 2007 by Cuki :o)

10. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

If the stupid idiot had shown up on time for her court hearing things may have turned out a little differently. I guess she figured since OJ can murder 2 people and get away with it and Michael Jackson can molest children and get away with it, then her being famous should allow her to drink and drive and get away with it...ha ha...nice try stupid!!!

Do you want to know what's cruel and unwarranted in the world???? You being rich and famous for being a useless, idiotic waste of space!!!!!!! That is cruel and unwarranted!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:00AM on May 7th 2007 by vic

11. You are all failing to see the real victim here! Again, what on gods green earth did Tinkerbell do to deserve this. Please sign my pitition to save Tinkerbell now!

Posted at 11:00AM on May 7th 2007 by Big fat bald white guy

12. WE LOVE YOU PARIS NO MATTER WHAT. WE HAVE SEEN AND ARE TAKING NOTE OF THE INJUSTICE YOU FACED BY THAT JUDGE. WE ARE BLAMING THE SUPREME COURT FOR USING YOU. YOUR FANS ARE COMMITTED TO GET YOU OUT OF THIS SITUATION.

Posted at 11:00AM on May 7th 2007 by FAN

13. maybe we'll get a break from Paris news for 45 days? could we be that lucky?

Posted at 11:00AM on May 7th 2007 by thank god

14. i hope somehow she does not get out of this .I hope this will teach her a life lesson.
She seems to think she is above the law .And to show up late for her court date 18min was really bad.

Posted at 11:01AM on May 7th 2007 by lin

15. she could use a baloney sandwich - or 2!

Posted at 11:01AM on May 7th 2007 by thank god

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