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Paris' Life to Get Real Simple

5/7/2007 11:38 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Paris Hilton's life in prison will be rougher than her emery board when she begins her sentence on June 5. How rough, you ask?
Paris Hilton composited with socks and panties
-- Hilton will only be allowed one five-minute shower a day ... with plain soap. The horror!

-- Two pairs of socks and panties (if she needs them).

-- Part of her day will be spent washing her underwear in the shower, since the detention center contains no laundry facilities, and her housekeeper will not be in the maid's quarters.

-- Her breakfast will be a boiled egg and not much else. Very British.

-- Lunch is typically a baloney sandwich ... not quite Polo Lounge fare.

-- Paris's visitors will be received through a glass partition ... which she might want to continue doing even after serving her time!

-- Her contact with the outside world will be via pay phone, instead of a BlackBerry and the paparazzi.

-- She is not allowed makeup, highlights or hair extensions, which may inspire the heiress to fight for changes to the cruel, cruel penal code.

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Fernando    

First of all, I don't get what all the hype surrounding her is about. She just goes to parties and dances like a whore. Honestly, what else does she do? She's not a very good role model for anyone, young and old, and I don't think she needs to be famous really. I just feel bad that she's learning her lesson in the public eye like this. Her reputation, already tarnished, is like shred to pieces now and I feel bad for her businessman father. He must be embarrassed! But again, she brought this on herself. I'm also sick and tired of these fans of hers trying to find a way to get her out of jail. HELLO?! She needs to learn her lesson and maybe it will also get through your heads

2592 days ago
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tisheepoo    

Mintz always lied for you Paris when you messed up in the past. You're going to hell you bee-yotch!

2624 days ago
3.

vic    

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

If the stupid idiot had shown up on time for her court hearing things may have turned out a little differently. I guess she figured since OJ can murder 2 people and get away with it and Michael Jackson can molest children and get away with it, then her being famous should allow her to drink and drive and get away with it...ha ha...nice try stupid!!!

Do you want to know what's cruel and unwarranted in the world???? You being rich and famous for being a useless, idiotic waste of space!!!!!!! That is cruel and unwarranted!!!!!!!!!!

2624 days ago
4.

ivy    


Welcome to the real world. This has to bite for Paris. From celebutante to jail. Thank God justice in this case wasn't blind.

2624 days ago
5.

JLR    

If Martha Stewart can handle it, so can Paris. You mean we get to see Paris' face in the bare???? OMG

2624 days ago
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Dottie    

Reality sucks. If she really does serve some time I hope it shakes her boney a$$ into changing her ways. Hopefully this will serve as a lesson to all of the Hollywood brats. Nicole better take notes.

2624 days ago
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Stephanie    

She needs to stop lying, whining, making pathetic excuses and blaming other people. She sickens me.

2624 days ago
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tisheepoo    

You made Elliot your fall guy and paid him off. It was YOU who got the second warning... he had nothing to do with it.

2624 days ago
9.

b    

i'm sorry, but maybe this will teach her responsibility. shouldn't be driving under the influence and then think you can keep driving on a suspended license. you can't blame that on anyone other than yourself.

2624 days ago
10.

hahahaha    

ABOUT TIME! She deserves this!

2624 days ago
11.

shellyshelly    

This is not right, I think she should get a leg monitor instead.

2624 days ago
12.

TEAM PARIS    

WE LOVE YOU PARIS NO MATTER WHAT. WE HAVE SEEN AND ARE TAKING NOTE OF THE INJUSTICE YOU FACED BY THAT JUDGE. WE ARE BLAMING THE SUPREME COURT FOR USING YOU. YOUR FANS ARE COMMITTED TO GET YOU OUT OF THIS SITUATION.

2624 days ago
13.

Kit Kat ^..^    

This is the BEST WEEK EVER!

2624 days ago
14.

Dottie    

Now, let's all wait and see how many of her friends come to her aide. LOL

2624 days ago
15.

big fat, bald white guy who loves everyone except Paris    

You are all failing to see the real victim here! Again, what on gods green earth did Tinkerbell do to deserve this. Please sign my pitition to save Tinkerbell now!

2624 days ago
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