Celebrity Justice
Slight Altar-ation in Paris/Church Story

A few newspaper websites are reporting that the judge who sentenced Paris Hilton did not get a standing ovation in church last Sunday.
Judge Sauer - Paris Hilton
They were right. Turns out the ovation was Saturday -- the day after Michael T. Sauer dropped the hammer on Hilton. Our bad, assuming people only go to church on Sunday.

According to several God-fearing witnesses, Judge Sauer went the day before, and as he walked in, the congregation erupted in applause. Several parishioners buttonholed the judge to express their approval.

Amen.



Filed under: Celebrity Justice, Paris Hilton


Tags: michael sauer, MichaelSauer, paris hilton, ParisHilton

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1. He still sux.

Posted at 4:02PM on May 8th 2007 by Fan of Paris

2. Good for him! We should all write the LA newspapers commending this man for doing what was right.

Posted at 4:04PM on May 8th 2007 by Sarah Ferguson

3. I SO, SO approve of this judge!!!!

Posted at 4:05PM on May 8th 2007 by marie

4. I love him! He did what needed to be done!

Posted at 4:05PM on May 8th 2007 by Katie L.

5. so why dont you send paris hilton to IRAQ? i think she will learn her hard lesson there automatically without any problems...so dont you think it is such a great idea? if you agree with me say YES....THNX

Posted at 4:06PM on May 8th 2007 by ALI BABA

6. I'm glad somebody had the back bone to do what was right. Haaray for Judge Sauer!!

Posted at 4:09PM on May 8th 2007 by Happy Days Are Here Again

7. If she wanted to stay out of jail she should have follow her previous sentencing. She did not. She thumbed her nose at it.

I sayw pull out the stripes and the bologna sandwhiches!

Posted at 4:10PM on May 8th 2007 by Houston Peaches

8. Applaud from a mother, a citizen, an honest hard working woman who raised great children and who also happens to be a legal professional and understands what scrutiny and mockery this judge would have to face after confrontation with unruled Hilton clan. They think they are above the Law. Shape them up, judge. God bless your honesty and commitment.

Posted at 4:10PM on May 8th 2007 by Private

9. LOCK HER UP!

Posted at 4:12PM on May 8th 2007 by Jennifer

10. Maybe Paris would learn more if instead of 45 days in jail, she work with M.A.D.D. for 45 days and work with a victim of drunk driving for 45 days. Take care of their every need to function, everything required to survive just through one day as a result of their dibilitating injuries. Place flowers on the grave of a victim of drunk driving. She needs to realize this is not a joke, or unimportant. Her actions have reactions and sometimes horrific. The Judge is doing her a favor, 45 days is nothing compared to dealing with something for a life time.

Posted at 4:15PM on May 8th 2007 by Katie

11. We wanted to know what churches TMZ hung out at anyway.

Posted at 4:15PM on May 8th 2007 by Gloria Picchetti

12. David, if your radio show is a boring as you posts ...... I'd start looking for another job if I were you.

Posted at 4:20PM on May 8th 2007 by ronnyk

13. How about someone start a "put paris in jail" petition and show our kids that money and status doesn't matter. That if you screw up and drink and drive it is BREAKING THE LAW. And to continually ON FILM get caught driving while your license is suspended. Come on! Our constitution doesnt have a special clause just for socialite heiress' does it? I think not. Let her pay the price for Breaking the Law and go like the rest of the world would have to.

Posted at 4:24PM on May 8th 2007 by Rindrcella

14. I applaud this judge. It's about time that the "celebrities" learn that they are not above the law and despite their "hard earned" money, they are as accountable as the "little people."

Posted at 4:25PM on May 8th 2007 by sick of it all

15. I agree with you ronnyk! Paris should pay and I applaud this judge! Happy trails in jail Paris!

Posted at 4:26PM on May 8th 2007 by paris_is_gross

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