1. INSANE!

Posted at 1:50PM on May 29th 2007 by C Ya

2. She's worth less than her car parts, and she's a worse wreck.

Rehab is a joke. Ask Mel, Britney, Isiah...

They're all losers.

Thanks for making me feel better about MY life, you idiots!

Posted at 1:59PM on May 29th 2007 by Not a Fan

3. # 2

I totally agree with you!! They are all headed for the gutter!!

Posted at 2:01PM on May 29th 2007 by Joyce

4. People r sooo crazy! Wuts really bad is that some IDIOT will probably buy that junk!

Posted at 2:19PM on May 29th 2007 by Paris-Brit-Lindsey...Jess? wuts wrong w them all!!

5. is this for real??? LMAO!

pleae let this be a joke!

Posted at 2:46PM on May 29th 2007 by sassy

6. Oh, my God! What kind of pathetic loser would be so desperate to buy them?

Posted at 2:54PM on May 29th 2007 by maryann

7. Don't worry Lindsay, my Precious.
I will not be outbid and your Holy Relics shall be returned to you!

Posted at 2:56PM on May 29th 2007 by Ra

8. I'm mad 'cuz I didn't think of it first!

Posted at 2:57PM on May 29th 2007 by Lisa

9. HEY! I HAVE SOME OF HER CAR PARTS IN MY GARAGE HERE IN KANSAS AND I THINK I'LL PUT THEM ON EBAY....YES, THAT'S THE TICKET. PT BARNUM WAS CORRECT

Posted at 3:01PM on May 29th 2007 by TBA

10. Anyone caught buying this trash needs to be infused with a large bolus of potassium....

Posted at 3:12PM on May 29th 2007 by BarflyHater

11. I'd buy it to scrape the COCAINE off. That had to be some good blow!

Posted at 3:16PM on May 29th 2007 by Sniff Sniff

12. YOU KNOW I DON'T MEAN NO HARM, BUT ONLY ONE OF THE CAUCASION PERSUASION WOULD BE AT THE SCENE COLLECTING GARBAGE AND TRY TO MAKE A PROFIT OFF IT! WHOMEVER BUYS THAT CRAP IS CRAP! F*KK LINDSAY. SHE IS JUST AN OVER PAID, OVERATED INDIVIDUAL. THE DEVIL IS THEIR FRIEND THATS WHY HE'S ALLOWING THEM SELF DESTRUCT WHILE LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO HELLLL!

Posted at 3:36PM on May 29th 2007 by Sheila

13. HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Anyone with money to just THROW AWAY on unverified, unconfirmed JUNK like that should seriously consider donating their moola to a reputable charity, instead.

GOOD GRIEF...

Posted at 3:55PM on May 29th 2007 by Jay

14. TO #14, WHO POSTED THE FOLLOWING:

YOU KNOW I DON'T MEAN NO HARM, BUT ONLY ONE OF THE CAUCASION PERSUASION WOULD BE AT THE SCENE COLLECTING GARBAGE AND TRY TO MAKE A PROFIT OFF IT! WHOMEVER BUYS THAT CRAP IS CRAP! F*KK LINDSAY. SHE IS JUST AN OVER PAID, OVERATED INDIVIDUAL. THE DEVIL IS THEIR FRIEND THATS WHY HE'S ALLOWING THEM SELF DESTRUCT WHILE LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO HELLLL!

YOUR 1st sentence = RACIST
YOUR 2nd sentence = HATEFUL
YOUR 3rd sentence = JUDGEMENTAL

These things will buy some time in Hell too, you know! Devil can't wait!

Posted at 4:07PM on May 29th 2007 by Jay

15. She's still got to face a judge hee hee.

Posted at 4:33PM on May 29th 2007 by Pepsi Lite