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"View" Without Me

5/29/2007 3:45 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

(By TMZ staff, with apologies to Rosie O'Donnell, who had nothing whatsoever to do with the following text ... except for providing us with much-needed inspiration the day after a long weekend.)

babwa, joy, & that other one
said buh-bye this morning on "the view"
bw still loves me, wants me to come back
uh, ok

said that split screen
that pushed me over the edge
was used before --
really, when?

called slugfest between me and e
"a little contretemps"
fancy euphemism for
i kicked some hasselbutt

speaking of e-beth
she said we were on road to reconciliation
that we exchanged messages
but no apology, still, on air
.

whoopi chilled, said she was groovin'
but all 'view' and no ro
make morning tv
very dull watching

peace out

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