(By TMZ staff, with apologies to Rosie O'Donnell, who had nothing whatsoever to do with the following text ... except for providing us with much-needed inspiration the day after a long weekend.) babwa, joy, & that other one said buh-bye this morning on "the view" bw still loves me, wants me to come back uh, ok
said that split screen that pushed me over the edge was used before -- really, when?
called slugfest between me and e "a little contretemps" fancy euphemism for i kicked some hasselbutt
speaking of e-beth she said we were on road to reconciliation that we exchanged messages but no apology, still, on air. whoopi chilled, said she was groovin' but all 'view' and no ro make morning tv very dull watching