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Joey Lawrence: When Metrosexuals Attack!

Oh Joey, Joey, Joey! It's finally time to cancel that International Male subscription.
Joey Lawrence
Joey Lawrence turned up at an event in New York on Wednesday, coiffed within an inch of his muscly, manscaped life! Gimme a break!

With his spraytanned skin, uber-waxed brows, Posh-age shades, Madonna-inspired rosary, cleavage-baring top in size XSmedium -- ever-so nonchalantly semi-tucked into his white-belted premium denim -- Joey looks like a bald wannabe Gotti brother in a "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" science project!

Whoa, is right!



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1. He should be nude and silent at all times.

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Posted at 5:56PM on Jun 6th 2007 by AgentM

2. He claims to have been married last season on Dancing with the Stars. What married man wears a white belt and rosary?
He's looking a little light in his loafers.
Still a good looking guy.

Posted at 5:57PM on Jun 6th 2007 by alb

3. I THINK HE BORROWED, NOT ONLY MADONNAS ROSARY, BUT HER SUNGLASSES AS WELL.

Posted at 5:58PM on Jun 6th 2007 by TOTALLY TITS

4. He is hot as ever! And those pecs are real, not implants. What is it with people always saying something is fake? There are people out there who go to the gym and work out and are blessed with genes. Joey is a hottie and I think he should show a little more skin, a nice butt shot would be nice. Whoa!

Posted at 6:35PM on Jun 6th 2007 by Jeff95117

5. JOEY, 1999 IS OVER

Posted at 6:00PM on Jun 6th 2007 by Jodie

6. skin cancer, not good

Posted at 6:01PM on Jun 6th 2007 by catheadmoon

7. Joey = The other white meat

Posted at 6:02PM on Jun 6th 2007 by Bob T.

8. He's soooo gay, but he's still HOT!

Posted at 6:03PM on Jun 6th 2007 by karen

9. What's he doing wearing Paris Hiltons shades, Whoaaa!

Posted at 6:03PM on Jun 6th 2007 by SlappDaddy

10. Whoa Joe, say it ain't so!

Posted at 6:04PM on Jun 6th 2007 by Prnzez

11. Way back when...part of joey's appeal was his hair. He is a handsome man who is getting some very bad fashion advise...why do men think shaving your head or wearing your hair
very short is attractive???Some men yes, but very few can get away with the Yul Brenner look.

Posted at 11:27PM on Jun 6th 2007 by My cat Buster

12. get that boy a bra!

Posted at 6:22PM on Jun 6th 2007 by whateva

13. too cool for school.............

Posted at 6:12PM on Jun 6th 2007 by Ben Dover

14. he looks greasy and dirty to me..

notice how most of the comments that are saying how hot he is are comments from other guys....hmmmmm

Posted at 6:12PM on Jun 6th 2007 by Just me

15. dude, he is still smoking hot.........

Posted at 6:13PM on Jun 6th 2007 by Jules

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