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Joey Lawrence: When Metrosexuals Attack!

6/6/2007 6:39 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Oh Joey, Joey, Joey! It's finally time to cancel that International Male subscription.
Joey Lawrence
Joey Lawrence turned up at an event in New York on Wednesday, coiffed within an inch of his muscly, manscaped life! Gimme a break!

With his spraytanned skin, uber-waxed brows, Posh-age shades, Madonna-inspired rosary, cleavage-baring top in size XSmedium -- ever-so nonchalantly semi-tucked into his white-belted premium denim -- Joey looks like a bald wannabe Gotti brother in a "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" science project!

Whoa, is right!

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Cathy J    

maybe he is catholic. I bought my daughter a Joey doll ages ago when he was on tv. She still has the doll. and it is so cute. you go Joey.

2591 days ago
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AgentM    

He should be nude and silent at all times.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

2611 days ago
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uniformsformilitarypersonnelonly    

He claims to have been married last season on Dancing with the Stars. What married man wears a white belt and rosary?
He's looking a little light in his loafers.
Still a good looking guy.

2611 days ago
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uniformsformilitarypersonnelonly    

I THINK HE BORROWED, NOT ONLY MADONNAS ROSARY, BUT HER SUNGLASSES AS WELL.

2611 days ago
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Jeff    

He is hot as ever! And those pecs are real, not implants. What is it with people always saying something is fake? There are people out there who go to the gym and work out and are blessed with genes. Joey is a hottie and I think he should show a little more skin, a nice butt shot would be nice. Whoa!

2611 days ago
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catheadmoon    

skin cancer, not good

2611 days ago
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uniformsformilitarypersonnelonly    

Joey = The other white meat

2611 days ago
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M    

He's soooo gay, but he's still HOT!

2611 days ago
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SlappDaddy    

What's he doing wearing Paris Hiltons shades, Whoaaa!

2611 days ago
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Seriously    

Whoa Joe, say it ain't so!

2611 days ago
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Buster The Cat    

Way back when...part of joey's appeal was his hair. He is a handsome man who is getting some very bad fashion advise...why do men think shaving your head or wearing your hair
very short is attractive???Some men yes, but very few can get away with the Yul Brenner look.

2611 days ago
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stoopit    

get that boy a bra!

2611 days ago
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baby girl    

too cool for school.............

2611 days ago
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Papa Bear    

he looks greasy and dirty to me..

notice how most of the comments that are saying how hot he is are comments from other guys....hmmmmm

2611 days ago
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PAULINE    

all I have to say is -----------MAN BOOBS!!!!!!

2611 days ago
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