Joey Lawrence: When Metrosexuals Attack!

6/6/2007 6:39 PM PDT

Joey Lawrence: When Metrosexuals Attack!

Oh Joey, Joey, Joey! It's finally time to cancel that International Male subscription.

Joey Lawrence turned up at an event in New York on Wednesday, coiffed within an inch of his muscly, manscaped life! Gimme a break!

With his spraytanned skin, uber-waxed brows, Posh-age shades, Madonna-inspired rosary, cleavage-baring top in size XSmedium -- ever-so nonchalantly semi-tucked into his white-belted premium denim -- Joey looks like a bald wannabe Gotti brother in a "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" science project!

Whoa, is right!