Celebrity Justice
Paris' Next Hot Haunt -- The Lynwood Lounge

You may never see the inside of some of Paris Hilton's favorite L.A. hangouts, so savor this -- it's the glamorous Lounge 2600, where inmates at the Century Regional Detention Center go to chill! Hot!

No banquettes for Paris to dance on, but there is a balcony for her to gaze down upon her captive public. And the exquisitely coordinated color scheme -- chairs, columns, doors -- gives special meaning to the queasy shade of Institutional Green. The mod, rounded chair design adds a little Sixties chic to the place, and leaves no sharp edges for those pesky bitchfights!

Although it's just so 2004, the wardens even brought the bar-bed craze to Lynwood, with bunks right there in the common area. Comfy -- and three-to-a-bed cozy.

Now, if Paris will only get herself out of solitary!

Reader Comments

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1. this such a non-post!

Posted at 3:32PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Jane

2. June 25 or 26 isn't far away!!!!!!!!!!!! hang in there Paris ....you can do it!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:33PM on Jun 15th 2007 by where is the justice

3. Very retro! I like it!

Wonder if there's a velvet rope to keep out the riff-raff.

Posted at 3:33PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Boo

4. Is this wear Lindsey is going to be staying?

Posted at 3:34PM on Jun 15th 2007 by SMART PEOPLE

5. Good, I hope that bitch will hate it there!!!
but who knows, maybe she's pregnant too...

Posted at 3:34PM on Jun 15th 2007 by extra income

6. Thats HOT!

Posted at 3:35PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Jewels

7. #3...tee hee TOO funny.

Riff-raff. ha ha ha ha

Posted at 3:36PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Taking names.....

8. This looks new for it to be an old jail.

Posted at 3:37PM on Jun 15th 2007 by you need to know

9. Doesn't look that bd

Posted at 3:37PM on Jun 15th 2007 by LuvTMZ

10. Gee...plastic chairs...you can spread herpes sitting on them....

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0611071paris16.html

Posted at 3:38PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Rod Stiffington

11. People make fun of this place, but the fact are that there are human being that are in there for whatever infraction and doing their time. People who do not have one iota of advantages that Paris or any other Hollywood A-holes has. So while it may be a joke to Paris, just remember there are people in there that have made a mistake, doing their punishment and when they are finish, we all should hope they can stay on the straight a narrow path. As for Paris, she is a rich person who has done nothing of importance in her life other than party

Posted at 3:41PM on Jun 15th 2007 by d-man

12. are those people sleeping in beds in the hallway?

Posted at 3:40PM on Jun 15th 2007 by SMART PEOPLE

13. Better her than me!

Posted at 3:43PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Tam

14. Lofts are the new "in" housing. I would have to say, this facility is more up to par than most suburban homes. I'd buy a set of 4 of the retro chairs.

Posted at 3:44PM on Jun 15th 2007 by whatyougonnadoaboutmenow

15. PLEASE STOP WITH ALL THE STUPID ASS PARIS POSTS... ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

Posted at 4:01PM on Jun 15th 2007 by Enough!

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