Train Wrecks
Gummi Gets the Ol' Heave Ho!

He's been chewed up and spit out, but just like with his favorite buffet, Gummi Bear keeps comin' back for more!

For club rejection #4, Gummi hit Winston's in Hollywood last night, where -- if you look closely -- you can see the wheels in the bouncer's head spin as he tries to concoct a reason to deny Gummi before the oil billionheir even waddles up to the door. But when the two came face to face, a quick-thinking Gummi saw right through the doorman's lie. Didn't matter though. Gummi, the MVP (Most Voluminous Playah) of velvet-rope rejection, decided to save his strength and not try to argue his way in, as he knew that energy would be needed for the long wobble back to his ride.

Check back soon when Gummi gets shut down for an unprecedented 5th time!



Tags: gummi bear, GummiBear, jeason davis, JeasonDavis

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1. OMG. He's huge! WTF, lose some weight.
Doesn't matter if you're a billionaire, if you're not healthy.

Posted at 10:49AM on Jun 18th 2007 by Prnzez

2. go back to seaworld

Posted at 10:38AM on Jun 18th 2007 by stretcharmstrong

3. I am still trrying to figure out who Gummy is and he is a celebrity ....because???

http://enlightenedangel.bravehost.com

Posted at 10:41AM on Jun 18th 2007 by jProud American Author

4. HA HA

Posted at 10:43AM on Jun 18th 2007 by farrah fallon

5. Why does this guy keep getting rejected< What did I miss? I mean besides him being repulsive to the eye. I thought billionairs could get in everywhere.

Posted at 10:43AM on Jun 18th 2007 by Marvin

6. Boy I must be the biggest hollywood outsider. I have no clue who this guy is

Posted at 10:43AM on Jun 18th 2007 by funnier all the time

7. I think SOMEONE should start a petition to fire Rocky, our opportunistic city attorney, and Judge Sauer.

He is clearly showing preferential treatment by making Paris Hilton serve more time than other prisoners with her same offense. Ironically, her wealth and fame have caused him to treat her with great prejudice.

1. THERE SHOULD BE AN INVESTIGATION IMMEDIATELY INTO WHY ROCKY'S WIFE
WASN'T SENT TO JAIL? WHO WAS THE JUDGE?

2. MAKE ROCKY ANSWER AS TO WHY HIS WIFE DIDN'T GO TO JAIL, AND WHY IT IS FAIR TO MAKE PARIS SERVE A LONGER SENTENCE THAN OTHER INMATES WITH THE SAME OFFENSE.

3.THE STATISTICS WILL BACK THE SHERIFF: ALMOST ALL INMATES WITH THIS OFFENSE WOULD BE RELEASED IN 24-48 HOURS.

4.PLEASE, SOMEONE OUT THERE, START THE LEGAL FILINGS TO GET ROCKY
FIRED AND START THE PETITION. THE SHERIFF SHOULD NOT BE FIRED.
ROCKY SHOULD.

5. FANS OF JUSTICE: GET GOING. THEY ARE TRYING TO OUST THE WRONG OFFICIAL:
FIRE ROCKY NOT THE SHERIFF.

Posted at 10:48AM on Jun 18th 2007 by kfcomedy

8. Who the hell is this guy? While I don't keep perfect tabs on the comings and goings of Hollywood types, Just by existing in America somehow keeps me abreast of the Paris Hiltons, Nichole Richies, and the rest of the media darlings, yet I have no idea who this guy is. What movie has he been in? Why is he famous? Please advise. thanks

Posted at 10:59AM on Jun 18th 2007 by Jake from Florida

9. It was subtle. But reading between the lines, are you trying to say that he might be fat, TMZ?

Posted at 11:22AM on Jun 18th 2007 by Kevin T.

10. he is famous because he is heir to a billion dollar oil fortune. Brother is brandon davis, who walked around town bashing Linsay Lohan big time!

Posted at 11:02AM on Jun 18th 2007 by TG

11. Hey kfcomedy. Make sure you get your facts straight! Rocky's wifes license was suspended for administrative reasons ie: not paying a fine or too many points. Paris was suspended for DUI. Big difference! In most states the prosecutors wife gets a fine and Paris does a minnimum of 30 days in the pokey!

Posted at 11:05AM on Jun 18th 2007 by Bubba

12. [[[[[I think SOMEONE should start a petition to fire Rocky, our opportunistic city attorney, and Judge Sauer. He is clearly showing preferential treatment by making Paris Hilton serve more time than other prisoners with her same offense. Ironically, her wealth and fame have caused him to treat her with great prejudice.]]]]]

I disagree.

Sentencing takes into account the whole situation, and Judges have leeway there. Convict Hilton repeatedly thumber her nose at the system while continuing to break rules despite repeated warnings and lite consequences.

The fallacy in your comparison is that the situations are not the same. Add in the utter disregard and disrespect shown by Convict Hilton and those other sentences / served sentences would increase.

Posted at 11:08AM on Jun 18th 2007 by Stan

13. This big fat slob of a pig - does he really think anyone self-respecting or otherwise "club" would want him thru their doors. Goes to show you - money can't buy everything - Hey Fat Boy - spend some of the loot and get some lipo, plastic surgery, tummy tuck (so you can see/find your c...k and then try it again. - Some loser club "might" let you thru!

Always did say - money is wasted on the wealthy and losers!

Posted at 11:12AM on Jun 18th 2007 by hotbunsnroses

14. I am wondering why this guy keeps trying to get into clubs where he clearly is not wanted.

Posted at 12:26PM on Jun 18th 2007 by Hippo

15. Fat people remain one of the few groups which remain "ok" to laugh at. Poke before the PC gang decides to make that off limits, haha. My turn:

Gummi thought that those Lance Armstrong bracelets said LIVESTUFFED instead of Livestrong.


Posted at 11:22AM on Jun 18th 2007 by Stan

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