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Gummi Bear Swears Off

Posted Jun 20th 2007 12:08PM by TMZ Staff

Gummi Bear will not drink.
That's what he said, that's what he thinks.
"I'm fabulous," said the smoky bear,
and it's true -- just look at that hair!

Clad in what appears to be a jacket made of some leftover upholstery from a Fresno beauty salon, the portly, pithy pontificator said, "Alcohol is a mere fix to someone else's problems ... for about 5 seconds." Well, that's clear.

Gummi claimed six days of sobriety, but his newfound clarity has clearly has not helped him choose his wardrobe.

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Tags: gummi bear, GummiBear, jason davis, JasonDavis

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1. Can we deport him? He could probably feed an entire village in Africa

Posted at 1:09PM on Jun 20th 2007 by ship him out

2. As flashy as his clothing is, one does have to admit they are expensive.

So shouldn't we be blaming some oily, crotch-watching designer instead?

Posted at 1:11PM on Jun 20th 2007 by Kevin T.

3. Ya'll sure that's not Perez Hilton???

Posted at 1:12PM on Jun 20th 2007 by Jcase

4. Who is he???? He seems Confused.....

Posted at 1:23PM on Jun 20th 2007 by Toni

5. Wow, six days *golf claps*

Posted at 1:26PM on Jun 20th 2007 by qwerty

6. OMG!!!!
This poor love starved version of a wasted Fred Flinstone needs to go into detox, than a rehab center and than into intense psycho therepy.
Does he really think we are buying.."I'm not drinking anymore?"
YEAH, HE IS NOT DRINKING ANY LESS EITHER!!!!
Hey DRUG ADDLED COKE HEADS OF HOLLYWOOD....THE WORM IS TURNING AND YOU ARE BECOMING LESS AND LESS RELEVANT AND EXPOSED FOR HOW PATHETIC YOU ARE!!

Posted at 1:37PM on Jun 20th 2007 by WTF!!!

7. As the saying goes. If the upholstery fits wear it. Or something like that.

Posted at 1:38PM on Jun 20th 2007 by bilbob

8. Wow, Fatboy went 6 days without a cocktail, I'll alert the media. Way to go Scummi Bear. Here's another Celebutard loser who needs his teeth knocked out, where does he hang out?

Posted at 1:43PM on Jun 20th 2007 by SlappDaddy

9. I honestly like him. He is who I would be if I was wealthy and young. He does not care about his image and is giving the metaporical middle finger to TMZ and the star struck masses.

If I were a girl I would marry him, and I would love to have him as my uber-rich guy pal.

TMZ should really appreciate him for what he is-- a media manipulating genius!!!!!

Posted at 1:49PM on Jun 20th 2007 by GayLord Leatherbiy

10. A small wellspring of strength bubbled up from under the surface. I wondered if it was a sign of greater things to come, as he walked off into the cacaphony of city night life...
Go Gummi.

Posted at 1:49PM on Jun 20th 2007 by HelloThere

11. Hey Scummi Bear, I've got 2 words for you, "I'm full"

Posted at 1:54PM on Jun 20th 2007 by SlappDaddy

12. Hey! Fresno's my hometown. You best watch yo mouth TMZ!

Posted at 1:55PM on Jun 20th 2007 by Will

13. You go gummy.

Gummy, you have laways been nothing but nice to me and I love you. Remember that time we pulled that gag on the Poopa-Nazis.

See you, you hunk of burning love!

Posted at 2:04PM on Jun 20th 2007 by Jane Heiress

14. I want to know how much $$$ this fat bastard and his equally swine brother, Greasy, have to pay hookers to lay under their fat, greasy asses????

Posted at 2:13PM on Jun 20th 2007 by batfastard

15. who is this guy??
and why are we interested in his fat tacky ass??

Posted at 2:18PM on Jun 20th 2007 by McDoogle

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