Richie to Prosecutor -- Your Drug Test on Me Stinks!

1. This is an interesting poem written by Sarah Jessica Parker or someone like her that seems appropriate to this item:

"Rhyming Can Be Messy: A Poem"

Oh what a farce
to think I can parse!
One appears as a lunatic
to try rhyming Palahniuk
with anything.

To attempt to rhyme "smack"
with "Jack Kerouac,"
that's an easier task:
any jerk-off could hack it

But finishing the race
with Bukowski on one's face
is not a fate to be erased
without some disgrace
or a Kleenex.

Posted at 7:45PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Axel Fantin

2. Funny how the morons screaming first, usually aren't.

Posted at 7:48PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Janice

3. richie is stoned and pregnant... that is awful !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 7:49PM on Jul 10th 2007 by monique

4. She should just face the music and get it over with.

Posted at 7:51PM on Jul 10th 2007 by zoe

5. I love Nicole, she made some mistakes. She is so sexy. You all are just so jealous.

Posted at 7:53PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Janice

6. To the "FIRST BITCHES" loser

The rest of us have lives and could care less about you being "first"....

I guess this is your only shot in life to be a "winner"...the only problem is...you're not first and still a LOSER!!
Now go back to your doritos and masterbation

Nicole should own up to her actions and pay the piper.....LAST BITCHES!!...LOL

Posted at 7:57PM on Jul 10th 2007 by WTF!!

7. Nicole and Paris are the reigning queens of America. All you haters are just so jealous of their fame and fortune. You got nothing better to do than sit here and bash them all day long. You are all so pathetic. They pay no attention to this site. You waste your time.

Posted at 7:57PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Janice

8. PSSST POPPY SEED BAGELS NICOLE THEY CAN GIVE U A FALSE POSITIVE 4 OPIATES SO SAY U ATE SUM(LOL)IM PULIN 4 YA THOUGH WATS WRONG WITH A LITTLE VICODIN NEWAY??????????

Posted at 8:08PM on Jul 10th 2007 by todd lissner anti adult anti wholesomeness activist(kadintodd2@aol.com)

9. monique, she isn't stoned. Did you not read the story? She denies it, and we all know the LA cops are corrupt. She will win this case, and then what will you haters do?

Posted at 8:00PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Janice

10. yeah, because police officers always administer fake drug cases? even if was faked, that still wouldn't explain why she was speeding in the wrong direction at night. Face it you bitch, it's JAIL TIME!!! And hopefully it'll be worse than Paris's too.

Posted at 8:01PM on Jul 10th 2007 by you.know.who

11. These disgraceful freaks that want Nicole to go to jail make me sick! what did she do that was so bad... she is a lovely thin American... I bet that people that hate her are fat.

We have a saying in my country... WIsh harm to a gentle friend because she is successful and slim and you will have your tongue ripped out by a dwarf! Please fat women get off the couch and quit hating!!!!

Posted at 8:04PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Recent Korean Immigrant and Proud to be an American

12. What the world doesn't need, another parent who doesn't understand responsibility or consequences. She doesn't need, nor deserve, a child...she needs a parent herself! Pathetic!

Posted at 8:26PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Me

13. I thought there could be no more delays . . .

Washington: Nicole Richie is set to face her DUI trial on a new date as ordered by a Los Angeles Superior Court.

The socialite, whose lawyers have already been successful in delaying the case five times have got new date for the trial that will now take place on 11th July.

It looks like ‘The Simple Life’ actress who has been escaping trial from long time, will have to stand it this time, for according to Los Angeles District Attorney spokeswoman Jane Robison, Commissioner Steven Lubell does not want any more delays in the case. “Commissioner Steven Lubell did not want any more delays. The trial is now set for July 11. It must happen within 10 days of that date or Richie must enter a plea,” US Weekly quoted Robinson, as saying.

However, Richie’s lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley insisted that the actress might not attend the trial this time as well and they are studying the case to form grounds for plea agreement in lieu of trial.

“Just because it is set for trial that does not mean we are going to trial. We are still discussing things and we are still looking at the case,” Holley said.

The lawyer also revealed that there was nothing much that took place during the trial this time, just that a new date was given because he had to go for a vacation.

“Judges are under orders to get things moving. Nothing extraordinary happened today. The case had been set for trial on the 25th and I’m going on vacation on the 28th. He just said no further continuances without good cause. He vacated the trial and set a new date,” Holley said.

The actress is facing trial for her arrest on December 11, 2006, when she was arrested by the California Highway Patrol after she failed a field sobriety test.

She admitted to using marijuana and Vicodin before the incident.

Earlier also she has been arrested in Malibu, California and charged with possession of heroin in February 2003. She was also driving with a suspended driver’s license.

If Richie undergoes trial she might be convicted for minimum 5 days or even one year in the slammer.

Posted at 8:10PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Jules

14. I don't think that driving on the wrong side of the FREEWAY is just a "simple mistake". She could have killed a car with young children in it - but it's okay, because she giggled about it on Letterman...

Posted at 8:20PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Doh!!!

15. #15-That is an awesome saying! Thin is in. It doesn't just happen, you have to work at it.

Posted at 8:13PM on Jul 10th 2007 by Janice