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7/13/2007 1:52 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Greasy: Reports of My Death Exaggerated

FLASH! Greasy Bear is not dead! Who knew it was hunting season?

Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, the oily moneybag and brother of Gummi, made a sweaty appearance before cameras last night, drowning rumors that he died in Miami last night. Firequash!

The hyperhidrotic heir bear claimed that this "shows how the press is pretty much wrong about everything." Somehow, a PR firm heard a rumor that Greasy had died, and by the time the questions started being asked in Miami, the Greasy one was said to have croaked.

When the cameraman asked Greasy to confirm that he was, in fact, still alive -- the bear, absolutely devoid of irony, replied, "Yes." Although he didn't seem too sure.

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SickofallHollywoodnotalentnobodies:  1676 days ago



PIG!

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who?:  1676 days ago

Can someone please tell me who this clown is? what a spoiled little punk.

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All American Girl:  1676 days ago

Damn Liars! How dare them get our hopes up!!!!!

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Snarksnarksnark:  1676 days ago

He probably started the rumor himself in the hopes of getting more press -- which he did.

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ha!:  1676 days ago

How can you tell... big weird, greasy, gay acting thing......(hmmmph!)

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John Denver Rules:  1676 days ago

AWWWWW...That's too bad.

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Never inked up!:  1676 days ago

I'm so with you #2. PLEASE someone help us figure out who this is! Why is always on here for some reason or other?!

He is kinda gross I'll give ya that!

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Never inked up!:  1676 days ago

I'm so with you #2. PLEASE someone help us figure out who this is! Why is always on here for some reason or other?!

He is kinda gross I'll give ya that!

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chirality:  1676 days ago

Take a SHOWER you disgusting overprivaleged MORON!!!!!

DIRTBAG!

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chirality:  1676 days ago

Hands him some soap

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JamieBaby:  1676 days ago

hahahahahahaha....this guy is the one that needs his own tv show....does he know that everyone just cracks up at his greasy as*? who needs borat when we've got greasy to watch!

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zzz:  1676 days ago

He's just dead on the inside.

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lucky:  1676 days ago

Seriously...Why is he always so oily? Do a facial mask....

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hanaa:  1676 days ago

i love brandon. :)

lol

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Jane:  1676 days ago

Yippee, the manatee lives. Now please don't report on this portly oil slick again until he's REALLY dead; fat Elvis style.

Oh, congratulations on your latest hire, TMZ. (From Radaronline.com): "TMZ hires Jen Heger, the daughter of Paris Hilton DUI lawyer Richard Hutton, as a researcher. [NYDN]" –

Now we know why you get all those inside "scoops" on Paris. It doesn't surprise me in the least that she is so foul that her own family would sell her out and that includes you too, "Uncle Hairy Harvey Levin."

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