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Greasy: Reports of My Death Exaggerated

7/13/2007 1:52 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

FLASH! Greasy Bear is not dead! Who knew it was hunting season?

Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, the oily moneybag and brother of Gummi, made a sweaty appearance before cameras last night, drowning rumors that he died in Miami last night. Firequash!

The hyperhidrotic heir bear claimed that this "shows how the press is pretty much wrong about everything." Somehow, a PR firm heard a rumor that Greasy had died, and by the time the questions started being asked in Miami, the Greasy one was said to have croaked.

When the cameraman asked Greasy to confirm that he was, in fact, still alive -- the bear, absolutely devoid of irony, replied, "Yes." Although he didn't seem too sure.

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SickofallHollywoodnotalentnobodies    



PIG!

2627 days ago
2.

who?    

Can someone please tell me who this clown is? what a spoiled little punk.

2627 days ago
3.

All American Girl    

Damn Liars! How dare them get our hopes up!!!!!

2627 days ago
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Snarksnarksnark    

He probably started the rumor himself in the hopes of getting more press -- which he did.

2627 days ago
5.

ha!    

How can you tell... big weird, greasy, gay acting thing......(hmmmph!)

2627 days ago
6.

John Denver Rules    

AWWWWW...That's too bad.

2627 days ago
7.

Never inked up!    

I'm so with you #2. PLEASE someone help us figure out who this is! Why is always on here for some reason or other?!

He is kinda gross I'll give ya that!

2627 days ago
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Never inked up!    

I'm so with you #2. PLEASE someone help us figure out who this is! Why is always on here for some reason or other?!

He is kinda gross I'll give ya that!

2627 days ago
9.

chirality    

Take a SHOWER you disgusting overprivaleged MORON!!!!!

DIRTBAG!

2627 days ago
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chirality    

Hands him some soap

2627 days ago
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JamieBaby    

hahahahahahaha....this guy is the one that needs his own tv show....does he know that everyone just cracks up at his greasy as*? who needs borat when we've got greasy to watch!

2627 days ago
12.

zzz    

He's just dead on the inside.

2627 days ago
13.

lucky    

Seriously...Why is he always so oily? Do a facial mask....

2627 days ago
14.

hanaa    

i love brandon. :)

lol

2627 days ago
15.

Jane    

Yippee, the manatee lives. Now please don't report on this portly oil slick again until he's REALLY dead; fat Elvis style.

Oh, congratulations on your latest hire, TMZ. (From Radaronline.com): "TMZ hires Jen Heger, the daughter of Paris Hilton DUI lawyer Richard Hutton, as a researcher. [NYDN]" –

Now we know why you get all those inside "scoops" on Paris. It doesn't surprise me in the least that she is so foul that her own family would sell her out and that includes you too, "Uncle Hairy Harvey Levin."

2627 days ago
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