Taylor Dayne -- Frozen In Time

7/13/2007 2:13 PM PDT
'80s popstar Taylor Dayne has not aged -- naturally! Comedy or tragedy?

The 45-year-old expressionless singer, born Leslie Wunderman, turned up at an event at The Beverly Hills Hotel on Thursday looking plastered -- anyone seen the caulk gun?!

Poor Taylor. She may have sung about a "Heart of Stone," but it's her mug that now appears to be made of marble! Rock on, girl!