Train Wrecks
"Home Improvement" Star's House -- A Real S**thole

Once you get past the smell of s**t and piss, and cryptic messages spray-painted everywhere and massive holes smashed into the walls, Taran Noah Smith's former home isn't really that bad ......yeah, right.

TMZ got video of the house today -- the place Smith called home until the bank foreclosed on the property 10 days ago. The 4 bedroom/4 bath house is located in the L.A. suburb of Sherman Oaks. The wreckage inside is breathtaking.

The words "Please view this lesson in finality" were scrawled on one of the walls. Bitter, party of one! The real estate tear-sheet on the house reads, "Absolutely the worst house in a prime location," offered for a cool $1.149 mil!
Taran Smith
Smith recently divorced his wife, who is sixteen years his senior. Smith's lawyer told TMZ he doesn't think his client did all the damage, adding, "You can thank his golddigging ex-wife for the debacle he's in."

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1. Complete and total loser.

Posted at 3:45PM on Jul 17th 2007 by Linda - Hi to PJ in Nashville

2. He looks a little bit crazy.

Posted at 3:47PM on Jul 17th 2007 by carlitasway

3. Looks like an Alien

Posted at 3:48PM on Jul 17th 2007 by fridgeee

4. From cute kid to loser. howdy doody lookalike. This is your brain on drugs!

Posted at 3:52PM on Jul 17th 2007 by coke head

5. no you can thank the dumb ass kidd for getting married so young. and his manager and parents needed to step in and not let this kidd waste all of his money on a dumb bitch. he can only blame himself....no one tied him down and said marry a bitch who is a money grubber(like most).........

Posted at 6:25PM on Jul 17th 2007 by jeff

6. I saw a story on ET or somewhere way back in which his parents were trying to block his assets so the gold-digging skank who he was about to marry wouldn;t get all of his cash. The dude was obviously stoned or drugged out of his mind and defied his parents warnings and concerns. And lo and behold, look what's happened! The skank gold-digger got the gold. And what's the moral in all of this, kids? Don't diss your own damn parents or it'll snap ya in the ass eventually. Hooray for Hollywood!

Posted at 3:54PM on Jul 17th 2007 by Marshall

7. yea, he came screaming out of the closet and then his wife
cleaned him out.

Posted at 3:56PM on Jul 17th 2007 by smilesarefree

8. If memory serves.....did he not take his parents to court so he was able to get his $$ that he made while on the show? So he could have access to it earlier? So he could marry the "older woman"? Pretty sure that his parents WARNED him about this but, you know kids now a days.....they know everything. Oh well, lesson learned the HARD way for him. Gonna cost him mega bucks now.

Posted at 3:58PM on Jul 17th 2007 by CindiCat

9. LOL, this is going to be the story of Tony and Eva!

Posted at 4:01PM on Jul 17th 2007 by Laurie

10. It's not even that bad.. come on.

Posted at 4:01PM on Jul 17th 2007 by Moriah

11. its more like thats his brain off drugs most actiors from 1980s and fairly early 1990s tv r idiots partiallyb cause of the drug war they had no talent tehy could just act wholesome!

Posted at 4:02PM on Jul 17th 2007 by todd lissner anti adult anti wholesomeness activist(kadintodd2@aol.com)

12. WOW, too bad his/her ass can’t be jailed for this. I’m an investor and that’s why I hate foreclosures because 99.99% of the time, the ex-homeowner is non to happy about there property being taken away, so they take out all the frustration on the property. Usually these foreclosures are purchased during an auction and all you really have are pics, which sometimes does not display the worse of the damage. It’s like buy at your own risk.

Posted at 4:02PM on Jul 17th 2007 by Lisa

13. It's a clay aiken clone.

Posted at 4:30PM on Jul 17th 2007 by jbacun

14. Get Al Borland in there to fix it up. I bet he's really happy that he decided against the education and went for the gold in SHOW BUSINESS!!!

Posted at 4:19PM on Jul 17th 2007 by longirons6

15. That couple must have been nuts..
Looks like war of the roses occured at that house, minus the dead bodies.
I hope they are getting mental health medication & therapy.
I never seen anything like that in my entire life..

Posted at 4:13PM on Jul 17th 2007 by psychopaths

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