Paris Takes Mischa's Sloppy Seconds

1. Is this the same club she was supposedly at for a charity event?

Posted at 11:48AM on Jul 25th 2007 by Exile Paris

2. Get out the condoms and Valtrex!

Posted at 11:48AM on Jul 25th 2007 by Paris hater

3. ..........................She's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.........................

Posted at 11:48AM on Jul 25th 2007 by Ask Me How I REALLY Feel

4. TMZ Is whoever is writing these "articles" a little obsessed? It seems someone has a fascination with lindsay, britt and paris. A real story is one thing but, does anyone care that brittney went shopping, paris goes to taco bell? I think if you could strap a mic to their ass to see when they fart you would do it. Who is worse the one that reads about someone buying a dog or the one that writes it. Is anyone on the staff there under the age of 13?

Posted at 11:49AM on Jul 25th 2007 by jeff

5. get a nose job you herpes infected bird nosed whore, fix your crazy eye while you are at it. and take the blue contacts out of your eyes, your eyes are BROWN--NOT blue.

Posted at 11:50AM on Jul 25th 2007 by Hank the Tank

6. No wonder why the Country of Greece put out a APB on Paris warning their fellow country men not to date the skank. Paris makes euro trash look like Gucci.

Posted at 11:51AM on Jul 25th 2007 by Paris will make out with anyone

7. i think i just threw up a little

Posted at 11:53AM on Jul 25th 2007 by assmonkeypunk

8. There's a

MAJOR

CRABFEST

if I ever saw one!!!

Posted at 11:54AM on Jul 25th 2007 by Dept of Public Safety

9. What can you expect from a tramp...

Paris is a PUBLIC skank...

Enough said....

Posted at 11:59AM on Jul 25th 2007 by Lindsay Sucks, Just Like Paris...Bitches

10. Amazing.....Our soldiers are being killed, and we are worried about this loser....Then we wonder why we were almost shut-down by box cutters (9/11)....Think about it for a sec.

Posted at 11:59AM on Jul 25th 2007 by Ludicrous

11. I thought that Paris said her party days are over and that she is going to do "good things"

for people. Well, looks like she was doing "good things" for and to Cisco !!!!!!!!

Come on, Paris..............behave all ready. YOU ARE GETTING TOO OLD to be a PARTY GIRL.

GIRLS ARE UNDER 18 AND YOU ARE WAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY OVER 18. GROW UP.

Posted at 12:00PM on Jul 25th 2007 by DeeAnn

12. What a ho Paris is! Her nose is huge!

Posted at 12:00PM on Jul 25th 2007 by Britney the train wreck

13. Will this ever end with her? The endless stream of icky men. I suppose at this point, its all she can attract. But, my Gopd she has to touch them.

I thought she was going to make a change? I think that might mean we wouldn't SEE HER ON THIS SITE CONSTANTLY!!!!!!!

Here's to wishin'!

Posted at 12:02PM on Jul 25th 2007 by Paris's Mother

14. Looks like it time for Paris to play the SCANK CARD since Lindsay is the one getting all the attention right now!! Paris feels she has to do something shocking so they will talk about her!!

Posted at 12:03PM on Jul 25th 2007 by Marie

15. That pic is so PG-13, but if it came to a good ol' kiss, I'd consider that charity, Paris! Give!!!!

Posted at 12:04PM on Jul 25th 2007 by RaarGeval