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Dubya: Fashion Fascist!

7/26/2007 1:52 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

With 543 days left in office, George W. Bush has beefed up security at the White House so much, he's now enlisted the services of one of the most dreaded forces in the Western world -- the Fashion Police!
Pres. Bush
Despite approval ratings at record lows, the ongoing war in Iraq and a health care system in dire straits, Dubya has decided to take on the very serious issue of -- tour group attire! The terror alert has been raised to: Fanny Pack! Signs have reportedly been put up around White House entrances to remind visitors of the dress code: no jeans, sneakers, shorts, mini-skirts, t-shirts, tank tops, and most importantly, NO FLIP FLOPS! Paging the Northwestern women's lacrosse team!

With the new policy, the White House now has a more stringent dress code than the Vatican! Further proof that Bushie wants only conservatives in his White House. The Pontiff merely asks for covered shoulders, no shorts or skirts above the knee. Holy chic!

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106.

karissa    

Eric, #90 - Thank you. Carol Mariane, #98 - Please explain to me what jeans and flip flops have to do with christianity. You are obviously as brainwashed as the other half of people here. Oh, and it's hilarious that my previous comment about Michael Moore's movie and the "health care system in dire straits" was erased. Thank you, censorship! Lovely. Anybody else notice how the numbers of the comments have changed since other comments about them were posted because suddenly the name matches up to a different number? It's because TMZ is censoring our comments, but they left comment #2 saying someone should kill Bush. Seriously? THAT'S okay, but calling Michael Moore brainwasher-extraordinaire got my comment kicked off? Lovely.

2591 days ago
107.

Sarah    

IF THIS IS TRUE, EXACTLY WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO WEAR? WE'RE TALKING TOURISTS, IT'S HOT AND WE DON'T ALL OWN SUITS. NO PROBLEM, I'M NOT GOING NEAR THE PLACE....JUST WONDERED. THIS IS AS INSANE AS EVERYTHING ELSE HE'S DONE...GET HIM OUT!

2591 days ago
108.

Joe Tyler    

2008 Democratic National Convention

Schedule of Events

________________________________


7:00 pm ~ Opening flag burning

7:15 pm ~ Pledge of Allegiance to the U. N.

7:20 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25 pm ~ Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al
Sharpton

7:45 pm ~ Ceremonial tree hugging

7:55 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:00 pm ~ How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore

8:15 pm ~ Gay Wedding Planning - Barney Frank presiding

8:35 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40 pm ~ Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry

9.00 pm ~ Memorial service for Saddam and his sons - Cindy Sheehan and
Susan Sarandon

10:00 pm ~ "Answering Machine Etiquette" - Alec Baldwin

11:00 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 pm ~ Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund -
Barbra Streisand

11:15 pm ~ Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay -- Sean Penn

11:30 pm ~ Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50 pm ~ How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard
Dean

12:15 am ~ "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by
Michael Moore

12:25 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30 am ~ Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 am ~ Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi

1:00 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:05 am ~ Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton

1:30 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35 am ~ Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home


2590 days ago
109.

Mary    

Joe Tyler. 121.

"Religion" has nothing to do with the authentic SPIRITUAL nature of mankind!

The Yeshua ben Joseph (Jeshua) or "Jesus", as you might refer to him, DID NOT/DOES NOT represent an archetype for "VIOLENCE or WARMONGERING" but quite the extreme opposite. Nor did he come to SAVE US, but his consciousness is present within the flame of our hearts when any of us (no matter which "religion") is ready to self-awaken to our authentic BEING or ONENESS of "ALL THERE IS".

He did/does have a sense of humor, however, so you're on the right track - SMILE!

Much karma created by the human leaders, Messrs. Bush and Cheney!

2590 days ago
110.

Joe Tyler    

122# Never did say that did I!!

2590 days ago
111.

journey    

hey, who called g.w.b. a red neck? that boy ain't no redneck. sure he campaigned as a good old boy, but that was just window dressing, like his little flight suit photo op. he's just an immature little boy playing dress up. unfortunately his toy soldiers are real live boys who bleed and die.

2590 days ago
112.

Anna    

Does this mean the mini skirt wearing,white trash, & alcoholic Bush twins won't be allowed to the White House?

2589 days ago
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