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Angelina: One Hot Hood Ornament

8/16/2007 5:33 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

It's time to pull out the sexy checklist!
Expensive car? Check. Machine gun? Check. Angelina Jolie? Check. Skirted and supine Angelina on an expensive car holding a machine gun? Check, please!

Mama Pitt was seen kickin' back and taking aims on the Chicago set of her new movie "Wanted," yesterday. The sultry screenstar and mother of four looked carismatically comfortable in her role as a the voluptuous Viper sniper.

She be bangin!

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91.

Progressive    

'Disgusted' (#81), I am stunned that anyone who dislikes Angelina Jolie so much would waste his/her time writing a seven sentence comment in a thread about her! I bet you talk about her at other times too. Her fans will go see 'Wanted' and buy the DVD too!

2539 days ago
92.

Star    

VA- VA- VOM ! SHE SO HOT.

2539 days ago
93.

Star    

Angie + Beauty + Sexy + Viper + Guns = Hot, Hot , Hot, Hot !

2539 days ago
94.

The Marian Movement    

Angelina Queen Viper? Check. Gun down Baa Queen? Check. 007? Check. 180? Check.

IOU xxxx

2539 days ago
95.

Kay    

She is so skinny how can you cast her for a movie that she has to play a hardass in. One fast wind and she's a goner!

2539 days ago
96.

Amy    

She is an embarassment to the USA - lies lies lies - is in love with her brother - begs her lesbian lover to be her god parent for her kids - dates married men like Pitt - kick her out of USA lol

2539 days ago
97.

Miapocca    

AMEN AMEN AMEN DITTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


29. I love the spell check and grammar comments - this is a freakin' gossip site. Why would anyone care if they left a participle dangling or a word mispelled?

Posted at 5:40PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Real

2539 days ago
98.

Miapocca    

Freddie, open your freaking brain and realise that some peopel speak a host of other languages and if htey know how to surf the internet, they are probably blessed with a few active grey matter..now why dont you go to inner city los angeles and preach your grammer and american education values..the kids there will sure appreciate a volunteer who is so pasisonate about SPELLING hahahah'
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37. "35. I love the spell check and grammar comments - this is a freakin' gossip site. Why would anyone care if they left a participle dangling or a word mispelled?"

Posted at 5:40PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Real

This is a prime example of the downfall of American education and their society in general.

Even your own language is being butchered at whim, and no one seems to give a damn.

Every year the, "dumbing down" of Amercia's youth is evident and will prove your downfall. Well, that and extreme arrogance.

The world laughs at America.

Posted at 5:53PM on Aug 16th 2007 by Frenchie Freddie

2539 days ago
99.

Kate    

Ummm.....I don't think you can use the word "voluptuous" when describing Angelina Jolie. The woman weighs all of 95lbs and looks like a skeleton. Voluptuos is used to describe someone like Salma Hayek (pre-pregnancy) or even Halle Berry. They have healthy curves and banging bodies. Angelina is just way too thin. Period. And I agree with the poster who remarked about making movies with guns and based on violence. Does she take her own children to see these movies? I'm guessing not since she likes to pretend she is Mother Theresa.

2539 days ago
100.

Miapocca    

WAS JUST THINKING THE SAME!!!!

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48. If Angelina is what passes for "class" in this country, then I'm moving to Namibia

Posted at 6:10PM on Aug 16th 2007 by moviefan

2539 days ago
101.

Miapocca    

Generous is Bill Gates and Oprah..at this rate Brawhorelina is just telling Uncle Sam where they want their money to go.....hmm the luxuries of the tax sytem........
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59. BRAD & ANGIE ARE ONE OF THE MOST GENEROUS PEOPLE.I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS MOVIE.

2539 days ago
102.

Miapocca    

Angelina is not EVIl..just an undiagnosed Psycho

She is doing what she thinks is good and she must be excused for making bad judgements because it was soo long ago and she is sooo generous and brave ahhahh

Why should you hold her accountbale for things she says when she herself cant keep track of them in her quest of honesty..Retirement is not posisble at this point...she is a narciccist who needs her daily dose of adoration in the media and she has mouths to feed and so has to earn more money for the hungry kids on planet earth...more power to whorelina!!

Your expectations of Angelina are too high..she is just doing what she can, so try to get too low when she changes her mind or does not go according to your idealized principles for her...

2539 days ago
103.

Dawn Day    

She's about the size of a hood ornament!

2539 days ago
104.

come on    

ok here is another woman who the media has deemed 'beautiful' so everyone else follows. She's way too thin, she's a weirdo and I'm sorry but either her being 32 is a lie or she will look 60 when she's 40.

2539 days ago
105.

mary    

she is so perfect...

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