Things One Can Do in 82 Minutes

1. Crack Baby On Board!

Posted at 10:15AM on Aug 25th 2007 by Lorenzo

2. In 82 minutes I can have sex with Heidi, practice my rapping with my rap instructor AND record a rap single. Who can match that???????

Posted at 10:14AM on Aug 25th 2007 by Dellor Kcir

3. Rockly: The D A. in L A , Wife should do as much time. Wife driveing no Lic. No Insurance, Accdent city car. D A as bad as her. Over a year no insurance. This guy is the law in L. A.

Posted at 8:25AM on Aug 28th 2007 by Bob

4. ...get off with a misdemeanor DUI and four days in jail rather than the more fitting felony charges and the few years in the clink that normal people would get

Posted at 10:21AM on Aug 25th 2007 by Ashley

5. Gotta love the LA celebrity legal system. It's the only one of its kind in the world.

Posted at 10:21AM on Aug 25th 2007 by Prnzez

6. AND YOU WONDER WHY PEOPLE COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR LEGAL SYSTEM?

Posted at 10:24AM on Aug 25th 2007 by WHAT

7. Even Richie was surprised on how soon she was released. I hope she goes on one of the Maury Povich Baby Daddy shows.

Posted at 10:36AM on Aug 25th 2007 by Joe Friday

8. in 82 minutes i could smoke a joint, play 12 holes of frisbee golf and smoke another joint, that sounds like it wouldn't take that long, i bet nicole thought that 82 minutes was a lot longer!

Posted at 12:38PM on Aug 27th 2007 by heather23

9. In 82 minutes I can ~
Watch 2 episodes of 24 of DVD
Have my hair cut and colored
Bake a cake
Take the dog for a 5 mile walk
Cut and trim the grass
Catch up on my emails for the week
Drive to church, attend a service and return home
Read a few chapters of my favorite book.

Posted at 10:42AM on Aug 25th 2007 by sami

10. Watch Empire Strike's Back; if you fast forward the boring bits on Dagobah.

Watch the whole Lord of the Rings trilogy, if you flick through the bits about walking and hobbits.

Enjoy a game of rugby.

Marry and divorce Britney Spears y'all!

About the time it'll take you to realise Lindsay's `statement to the people` is a pile of crap.

Posted at 10:54AM on Aug 25th 2007 by arespilgrim37

11. yeah, drunk driving isn't that big a deal in California. They had a whole buncha people on tv last night saying she was treated just like they treat everyone else. So CHEERS! If you drive while you're drinkin it's gonna mess up your afternoon somewhere down the line.

Posted at 10:50AM on Aug 25th 2007 by Cowboy Bob

12. My dishwasher cycle takes exactly 82 minutes

Posted at 6:32PM on Aug 26th 2007 by AJ

13. in 82 minutes I could take the time to learn the difference between PRISON & JAIL because;

I SOMEHOW LANDED A JOB WRITING FOR A WORLDWIDE MAINSTREAM MEDIA PUBLICATION OWNED BY A PUBLICLY TRADED MEGA CORPORATION.

Posted at 10:59AM on Aug 25th 2007 by TMZ Staff - Quota Case

14. OJ Simpson, Robert Blake, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton. Thanks, I'll stay out here on the east coast.

Posted at 11:09AM on Aug 25th 2007 by procter3

15. I can't wait to see the next meeting of the "Celebutard Club"... Paris will be complaining to Nicole and Lindsay about how they got out in less than 1 day, and she had to do 23 days...

Posted at 11:10AM on Aug 25th 2007 by Cameraman David