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Paris Can't Dance

8/27/2007 1:41 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Getting Paris Hilton to be your back-up dancer is not necessarily a good idea. Don't holla.


Paris -- who's never been all that graceful when it comes to the dance floor -- pulled out her best moves Friday night as she shook her privileged ass onstage with ballsy Cisco Adler's band, Whitestarr. Moving violation!

Though most of the sweaty guys in the band revealed a penchant for removing their clothes, Hilton kept her green muumuu on while she attempted to shimmy her way across the floor.

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Tangie    

Man, that band sucks! She might as well move into the bar, she seems to live there!

2563 days ago
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jeepwrangler_gal    

Not only does the band suck...but Paris Hilton looks like she's having an epileptic seizure when she dances...that broad has two HUGE left feet...its actually funny to watch her...when she dances it looks like she should have a paramedic standing by

2563 days ago
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Leigh    

Can't sing either - so what else is new?

2563 days ago
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800 Pound Gorilla    

Dear Paris,

Dance with the 800 pound gorilla!

2563 days ago
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Jen    

Everytime I see her dance I think the same thing - SHE SUCKS! I'm wondering how, will all the footage of her dancing, she hasn't seen something and decided to stop embarrassing herself.

2563 days ago
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just asking    

She dances like 99% of us Caucasians... spaz with no rhythm what so ever... it doesn’t help that the band sucks....why is this news.. Paris could never dance...

2563 days ago
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5 cent    

First that boring porn tape and now this. Can she do anything in the dark?

2563 days ago
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Prisy    

She looks like a dork... she should've just stayed there clapping and moving her legs and her hips side to side so she wouldn't make a fool of herself... but anyway that's hilarious

2563 days ago
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jacktuls    

I used to bounce at the Roxy, 'home of the Adlers'. and cisco used to come in all the time and play on local nite.....that band is by far, ONE OF THE WORST (i wouldn't even call them a band...) THINGS MY EARS AND EYES HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED. its just dumb asses with money & have the po po in their pocket having fun....if i were them id be just as lazy and stupid. im glad i made my cash the old fashioned way.....stealing.

2563 days ago
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Kate    

I didn't know porn stars required dancing skills. This band sucks and I'm sure Paris just got done sucking them before their stage debut.

2563 days ago
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wisegirl    

This band is so ugly they make the Ramones look cute.

2563 days ago
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me    

My dog dances better.

2563 days ago
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JEEZLOUISE    

NOT NEWS- SHE IS LIKE WATCHING ELAINE ON SEINFELD- THOSE FEET WERENT MADE FOR DANCING.

2563 days ago
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the shadow    

And can't act, can't sing...etc...etc.

2563 days ago
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lin    

She should be putting those Kangaroo clubbers and those sexy moves to good use, stomping grapes and making a wine, named of course after her, Paris Chablis, you've never tasted nothing like it, because it tastes like nothing. then she could donate all the proceeds to um um nah that crap won't sell.

When my Cat >^..^< speaks people listen.

2563 days ago
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