Paris Can't Dance

1. Man, that band sucks! She might as well move into the bar, she seems to live there!

Posted at 1:20PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Detriot Rock City!

2. Not only does the band suck...but Paris Hilton looks like she's having an epileptic seizure when she dances...that broad has two HUGE left feet...its actually funny to watch her...when she dances it looks like she should have a paramedic standing by

Posted at 1:28PM on Aug 27th 2007 by jeepwrangler_gal

3. Can't sing either - so what else is new?

Posted at 1:33PM on Aug 27th 2007 by BermudaBunny

4. Dear Paris,

Dance with the 800 pound gorilla!

Posted at 1:43PM on Aug 27th 2007 by 800 Pound Gorilla

5. Everytime I see her dance I think the same thing - SHE SUCKS! I'm wondering how, will all the footage of her dancing, she hasn't seen something and decided to stop embarrassing herself.

Posted at 1:57PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Jen

6. She dances like 99% of us Caucasians... spaz with no rhythm what so ever... it doesn’t help that the band sucks....why is this news.. Paris could never dance...

Posted at 1:48PM on Aug 27th 2007 by just asking

7. First that boring porn tape and now this. Can she do anything in the dark?

Posted at 2:31PM on Aug 27th 2007 by paris: if you could suck you would still suck

8. She looks like a dork... she should've just stayed there clapping and moving her legs and her hips side to side so she wouldn't make a fool of herself... but anyway that's hilarious

Posted at 2:58PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Prisy

9. I used to bounce at the Roxy, 'home of the Adlers'. and cisco used to come in all the time and play on local nite.....that band is by far, ONE OF THE WORST (i wouldn't even call them a band...) THINGS MY EARS AND EYES HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED. its just dumb asses with money & have the po po in their pocket having fun....if i were them id be just as lazy and stupid. im glad i made my cash the old fashioned way.....stealing.

Posted at 3:32PM on Aug 27th 2007 by jacktuls

10. I didn't know porn stars required dancing skills. This band sucks and I'm sure Paris just got done sucking them before their stage debut.

Posted at 3:37PM on Aug 27th 2007 by Whatever

11. This band is so ugly they make the Ramones look cute.

Posted at 3:50PM on Aug 27th 2007 by wisegirl

12. My dog dances better.

Posted at 3:56PM on Aug 27th 2007 by No Paris fan

13. NOT NEWS- SHE IS LIKE WATCHING ELAINE ON SEINFELD- THOSE FEET WERENT MADE FOR DANCING.

Posted at 4:16PM on Aug 27th 2007 by RAP IS DEAD

14. And can't act, can't sing...etc...etc.

Posted at 4:25PM on Aug 27th 2007 by The Phantom

15. She should be putting those Kangaroo clubbers and those sexy moves to good use, stomping grapes and making a wine, named of course after her, Paris Chablis, you've never tasted nothing like it, because it tastes like nothing. then she could donate all the proceeds to um um nah that crap won't sell.

When my Cat >^..^< speaks people listen.

Posted at 5:07PM on Aug 27th 2007 by lin