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Gummi Bear = Care Bear

Gummi was outside of sushi house Koi last night -- you know bears love fish! -- and the wiggling blowhard was on a bear of a tear.


Gummi says, "People like me because ... I have credits." Anywhere else, this might be considered absurd drivel, but in Hollywood, this is the hyper-realistic observation of one sensible bear! And he's a giving Gummi, he asserts, "I'm the caring bear!"

If there are any nail salons or veterinarians specializing in the cleaning of teeth and claws of the blathering ursine species, please contact TMZ.



Tags: gummi bear, GummiBear, jason davis, JasonDavis

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1. First (1st) !

Posted at 4:44PM on Aug 31st 2007 by glenn wekony

2. HOW TACKY ! This is why he's no longer IN MY CLIQUE...

Posted at 4:44PM on Aug 31st 2007 by PARIS HILTON

3. I've always wondered why you focus on D-List "celebrities" like Gummi and Nicole and Britney instead of Tom Cruise and other "A-List" celebrities.

And then I realized you're a Time-Warner Company and you can't.

LOL

Posted at 4:45PM on Aug 31st 2007 by Scoop This

4. Nails are disgusting and I wish he was Dead!!!

Posted at 4:47PM on Aug 31st 2007 by Big Jim

5. WHO IS THIS NASTY MAN ANYWAYS AND WHAT DOES HE DO
HE LOOKS WAY NASTY

Posted at 5:44PM on Aug 31st 2007 by URADORK

6. I LOVE THE GUMMI BEAR!!


He brings a chuckle and a smile to me everytime I see a story on that bear!


I met him last year at a Christmas Party. He's really a nice guy.


Yeh, he's slovenly and a bit tacky, but oh well. There are worse messes out there.


LONG LIVE THE GUMMI BEAR!!!!

Posted at 4:56PM on Aug 31st 2007 by CJOhhhh

7. God...what a disgusting douche.

Posted at 4:57PM on Aug 31st 2007 by TravelinLightYears

8. How is he not married?!

Posted at 4:55PM on Aug 31st 2007 by Dawn Day

9. Ewww is that chocolate cake in his nails???? That's discusting! Ya playing little Chris Farley but you're not Chris Farley. No will ever be. Who is this guy? He's weird. Seems a little slow maybe a little retarded? If he is that's kind of sad TMZ picking on the stupid kid.

Posted at 4:59PM on Aug 31st 2007 by gross

10. "People like me because ... I have credits."

ROFL. "People like me" ????????????

And so kids, that's what denial looks like.

And WHAT credits is he babbling about? Three seconds onscreen of playing a young Chris Farley??

This guy is not only clueless and deluded, he's just nasty.


Posted at 5:10PM on Aug 31st 2007 by Anti Gummi Bear

11. TMZ,..I ask....why the hell are you following this guy around?

Posted at 5:16PM on Aug 31st 2007 by Bi-Polar Hippie

12. And TMZ worships this guy because.........?

Posted at 5:18PM on Aug 31st 2007 by Tom Foolery

13. LOVE to the GUMMI BEAR!

Posted at 5:32PM on Aug 31st 2007 by Holla

14. yuck...wear latex gloves the next time you play with your ass

Posted at 5:32PM on Aug 31st 2007 by stef

15. I do love mr. Gummi. He is my favorite of all the alleged 'it' people. Hell , as far as I am concerned if I could have any of the TMZ 'stars' over to my crib to PARTY it would be The BEAR.


One day they will get the joke Sir Bear, unto then Give 'em Hell.

Posted at 5:36PM on Aug 31st 2007 by Iluvtoo Jercough

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