Gummi Bear = Care Bear

8/31/2007 5:40 PM PDT
Gummi was outside of sushi house Koi last night -- you know bears love fish! -- and the wiggling blowhard was on a bear of a tear.

Gummi says, "People like me because ... I have credits." Anywhere else, this might be considered absurd drivel, but in Hollywood, this is the hyper-realistic observation of one sensible bear! And he's a giving Gummi, he asserts, "I'm the caring bear!"

If there are any nail salons or veterinarians specializing in the cleaning of teeth and claws of the blathering ursine species, please contact TMZ.