Actress/comedian Janeane Garofalo was so baffled to find photographers greeting her arrival in Los Angeles on Wednesday, she quipped, "I'm not a celebrity. I'm a moderately successful person." The truth about cats and dogs!
With her rocker pal Henry Rollins carrying suitcases in the background, the 42-year-old lamented to paps about the good ol' days, saying, "I was more famous in 1998." Just like James Van Der Beek, Monica Lewinsky and Hanson!
Poor Janeane, reality bites!