Manchester United football player Cristiano Ronaldo was spotted vacationing in Portugal over the weekend showing off some major talent. 
TMZ would give you a front view, but we can't risk being held liable for any strokes or heart failure that the photo might cause. Well, that and the fact that the only pictures available are of his backside. And what a side it is!
1. Let me be the first to comment and say....Cristiano and I are two prime examples as to why Portuguese people are the hottest, sexiest people in the world!
Posted at 10:32PM on Sep 10th 2007 by Monica
2. first! i'd totally do him.
Posted at 2:04PM on Sep 10th 2007 by Bater
3. I'm horny!!!!
Posted at 2:10PM on Sep 10th 2007 by LarryBirkhead
4. I love Cristiano...
Posted at 2:12PM on Sep 10th 2007 by Michaela
5. danggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
GREAT JOB TMZ!!!!! YOU MADE MY DAY!!
Posted at 2:19PM on Sep 10th 2007 by ME
6. NICE!!!
Posted at 2:22PM on Sep 10th 2007 by Sarah
7. holy crap!!!!!!!! YUMMY!!!!
Posted at 2:26PM on Sep 10th 2007 by missy
8. WOW!! And you can bet that the front is just as GREAT!!!!!!
Posted at 2:24PM on Sep 10th 2007 by Dalia
9. Holy s**t. I NEED the front view.
Posted at 2:41PM on Sep 10th 2007 by Nik
10. WHO is this person? Why is this on TMZ?
Posted at 2:41PM on Sep 10th 2007 by Ms Kris
11. One should receive a red card for NOT stopping to admire that body. All in all, the body is hot, but the boy has mad skills.
Posted at 2:41PM on Sep 10th 2007 by ManchGirl
12. GREAT ASS!!!!!!!!!!
Posted at 2:43PM on Sep 10th 2007 by hummina hummina
13. ..ohh myy..............yum yum yummy.
Posted at 11:31AM on Sep 11th 2007 by MB
14. I'm hungry for tubesteak.
Posted at 2:51PM on Sep 10th 2007 by Ben Dover
15. This man is fine to the up most,,, DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN, he's thick,, OMG he's really fine... lock me up in those thighs
Posted at 9:22AM on Sep 11th 2007 by niceazz
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