The "where the hell has that guy been" rapper, Ja Rule, was clubbin' in Hollywood last night, and made his exit by going "number one" outside of Les Deux. Tres Bien!
If seeing the tiny rapper run off to go wee isn't weird enough, Ja and Brody Jenner -- yes, Brody Jenner -- traded skin slaps in the parking lot. Looks like a same-sex buddy cop movie in the works. *grimace*