Britney Breaks New Toy

LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHHHH

Damn! She needs to lose her license!! Oh yeah, wait she doesn't have one! Silly me, how could I forget that little gem! What a mess she has turned into!!

Wonder if that one was caught on tape?

Why do they give these retards drivers licenses?

All of Hollywood should be banned from driving, aside from taxi drivers, limo drivers, and bus drivers. There, problem solved.

We should also bring back eugenics and prevent these people from reproducing.

I am serious when I say that this girl/woman is the dumbest thing on the planet. Lindsay and Paris are running a close second.

I swear she has a fleet of at least 10 Mercedes doesn't she ?

DING DANG DUMB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that is in the shape of a paparazzi leg...hmmm....

Ding Dang!! That girl's a wreck in more ways than one!!

How much mileage can you get out of this train wreck?

And the "ding, dang!" thing? Getting REALLY stale. It stopped being funny after the third time. Please drop it.

Okay that does it !!!!!!!! Celebrities should not drive .... period.
It doesn't even really matter if it was her fault, or a photographers
GET A DRIVER - then no one can say it was your fault !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She hit Perez Hilton...............he's fine, not a scratch.

I'm no expert, but that looks like exactly the type of damage you get hitting a parked car. I wouldn't be surprised if Brit is terrorizing the city of LA, hitting hundreds of parked cars each day and instilling fear in every driver that dares park on the street or in a public lot. And not even bothering to get the damage repaired....you know, cause it's not like she's got the money to, or has dozens of other vehicles she could drive....yeah. Probably drunk and on ecstasy when she did it too. What a winner, it would be hilarious if she wasn't a mother of 2.

The ding dang thing has been worn out, find another phrase!! As for her car: I wonder if she even realizes it is damaged?

Man, Britney is looking more haggard and worn out every day.