Britney Breaks New Toy

1. LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHHHH

Posted at 12:59PM on Sep 27th 2007 by CRAZY MAN IN VIDEO

2. Damn! She needs to lose her license!! Oh yeah, wait she doesn't have one! Silly me, how could I forget that little gem! What a mess she has turned into!!

Posted at 1:05PM on Sep 27th 2007 by mrs. scott

3. Wonder if that one was caught on tape?

Posted at 1:00PM on Sep 27th 2007 by CSW

4. Why do they give these retards drivers licenses?

All of Hollywood should be banned from driving, aside from taxi drivers, limo drivers, and bus drivers. There, problem solved.

We should also bring back eugenics and prevent these people from reproducing.

Posted at 1:50PM on Sep 27th 2007 by dingdongdan

5. I am serious when I say that this girl/woman is the dumbest thing on the planet. Lindsay and Paris are running a close second.

Posted at 1:00PM on Sep 27th 2007 by L

6. I swear she has a fleet of at least 10 Mercedes doesn't she ?

Posted at 1:00PM on Sep 27th 2007 by Whatever

7. DING DANG DUMB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:00PM on Sep 27th 2007 by swizzle

8. that is in the shape of a paparazzi leg...hmmm....

Posted at 1:02PM on Sep 27th 2007 by women hate women

9. Ding Dang!! That girl's a wreck in more ways than one!!

Posted at 1:01PM on Sep 27th 2007 by Susan

10. How much mileage can you get out of this train wreck?

And the "ding, dang!" thing? Getting REALLY stale. It stopped being funny after the third time. Please drop it.

Posted at 1:01PM on Sep 27th 2007 by tom foolery

11.
Okay that does it !!!!!!!! Celebrities should not drive .... period.
It doesn't even really matter if it was her fault, or a photographers
GET A DRIVER - then no one can say it was your fault !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:04PM on Sep 27th 2007 by Don't do it

12. She hit Perez Hilton...............he's fine, not a scratch.

Posted at 1:04PM on Sep 27th 2007 by Dingdangit

13. I'm no expert, but that looks like exactly the type of damage you get hitting a parked car. I wouldn't be surprised if Brit is terrorizing the city of LA, hitting hundreds of parked cars each day and instilling fear in every driver that dares park on the street or in a public lot. And not even bothering to get the damage repaired....you know, cause it's not like she's got the money to, or has dozens of other vehicles she could drive....yeah. Probably drunk and on ecstasy when she did it too. What a winner, it would be hilarious if she wasn't a mother of 2.

Posted at 1:06PM on Sep 27th 2007 by jen

14. The ding dang thing has been worn out, find another phrase!! As for her car: I wonder if she even realizes it is damaged?

Posted at 1:06PM on Sep 27th 2007 by ksgirl

15. Man, Britney is looking more haggard and worn out every day.

Posted at 1:05PM on Sep 27th 2007 by Aging fast.