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Will O.J. Use Rhyming Defense?

9/28/2007 4:59 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

"If it doesn't fit, you must acquit" is quite possibly the most quoted courtroom line in pop culture history. And if O.J. Simpson stands trial on the litany of charges he's currently facing in Las Vegas, he might need another clever quip to help keep him out of jail ... yet again.
O.J. Simpson
Although they're not qualified to argue at a jury trial, the good people at Maxim have come up with a list of possible phrases the Juice might use. Our favorites include: "If the items are mine, then what is the crime?" and "If you plunder my riches, I might have to kill some white bitches," and "If you take my memorabilia, I might just have to killia."

Couldn't have said it better ourselves.

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jamtor    

This guy is a waste of time......and skin.....human skin.

2549 days ago
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cj    

this guys an embarrassment to society

2549 days ago
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Mikey    

It was just a sting to get back my thing that they took off the wall of the bada bing...

2549 days ago
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moretocome    

Has the TMZ site has turned into a celebrity losers only site? What's up? No real celebrities will pose for you? Ask the photogs to find someone with a career for a change. Right now it's about 10 losers for every one real star.

2549 days ago
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PUBLIC SAFETY IS AT STAKE    



DEMOGRAPHICS HAVED CHANGED;
I THINK YOU'LL HANG.




2549 days ago
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Caption Contest    

"If the stuff belonged to The Juice... You must turn him loose!"

"If OJ didn't aim the gun... You must let him run!"

2549 days ago
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PUBLIC SAFETY IS AT STAKE    

When you pull a gun,
There IS no place to run.

2549 days ago
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Laurie    

I DON'T KILL & I DON'T STEAL
I'LL BE AQUITTED
YOU KNOW THE DEAL!

2549 days ago
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Naz is MIA    

Did howard k stern set oj up to get the heat off him and his lovie? why did riccio say when asked how he knew the 2 guys were in the hotel room and wanting to sell oj's things....i got a call from so and so and howard k stern...hmmm... its not nice to juice the juice howard..

2549 days ago
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Mikey    

I thought we were cool til I met up with the fool.

He had stole the sex photo of me and Toto.

He said he knew Dorothy and she didn't mind,

But I said, hey wait, that's my favorite with me from behind.

Next thing I knew, they were up against the wall,

And fill bags with everything, even the Joe Montana ball.

I had only gone up to the room for a drink.

But once again I find myself back in the clink.

2549 days ago
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PUBLIC SAFETY IS AT STAKE    

BECAUSE YOU ARE A CLOWN,
YOU'LL BE GOIN' DOWN.

2549 days ago
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Cyclist    

How about the Chewbacca defense?

2549 days ago
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Whammer Jammer    

I murdered two
So whatcha gonna do?
I'm a celebrity
So you know I'm gonna go free

2549 days ago
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PUBLIC SAFETY IS AT STAKE    

'J' don't feel so well ...

Christie, run like h*ll!

2549 days ago
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Leela    

Some of these ryhmes are really funny. Look at that smug little smirk on his face. He knew that glove wouldn't fit because he stopped taking his arthritis meds and his hands had swelled. Such a stupid idea to put that glove on him in the first place. Even if it had fit, gloves that are not custom made are sized to fit millions of people, small med, large, duh! Nice way to let a murderer walk.

2549 days ago
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