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Heidi's Face Hides Spencer's Schnoz

Posted Oct 8th 2007 11:46AM by Celly

Attention whores Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt took time off from their busy lives of whatever it is they do -- to make a run to a Los Angeles Target Friday. On the shopping list: a couple dozen copies of the new issue of Cosmo Girl, emblazoned with Miss Montag's mug. *retch*

A suddenly camera-shy Pratt found the issues serve as more than just proof of his "Hills" villain girlfriend's fifteen minutes of fame; they also work well as a paparazzi repellent. Priggish Pratt used the tween mags to fend off his adoring flock. Flock that.

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1. She is ugly, and he is a cupcake.

Posted at 12:15PM on Oct 8th 2007 by Karla Kurls

2. He can't be seen without his makeup on!

Posted at 12:16PM on Oct 8th 2007 by Dawn Day

3. HE'S SUCH A CLOSET CASE......

Posted at 1:06PM on Oct 9th 2007 by alan brickman

4. Oh, they are such an adorable, respectable and talented couple! I can't wait until they begin to breed!

Posted at 12:19PM on Oct 8th 2007 by Turds for brain

5. OMG...they are so gay...and both ULGY as heck. Get a life. No one cares about you!

Posted at 12:21PM on Oct 8th 2007 by K

6. Why is he afraid to be photographed?
The problem is this type of things sells - whether they catch him or not.
She certainly doesn't seem to notice or care less.

Posted at 12:24PM on Oct 8th 2007 by * MISS UNIVERSE

7. At least she isn't looking at the camera smiling.....she has a horse face!

Posted at 12:25PM on Oct 8th 2007 by M

8. In the beginning, they want the fame, but when they notice their privacy is no longer private, thats when they want to be left alone. Its ironic, though...the true stars that you don't see in the tabloids are true stars, and true talents:

Glenn Close, Will Smith, Johnny Depp, Merryl Streep, etc. Then again, most of these people have families, have children; however, there are the single people that you don't see wrecking their lives for publicity - Queen Latifah, Christina Aguilera (before marriage and pregnancy), Carmen Diaz, and other young hollywood. On the other hand, though, that's probably why I can't name the people who don't show up in the tabloids because all you hear about are the same people...but, whenever a movie or a project needs promotion, then you see them on talk shows, etc. Jessica Alba is a good example of that - young, bright, talented...and not messing up her life...

Posted at 12:26PM on Oct 8th 2007 by Andrew

9. wheres her "engagement ring"????

Posted at 12:31PM on Oct 8th 2007 by hib

10. At least they sold 10 copies of the magazine with the whore on the cover!

Posted at 12:35PM on Oct 8th 2007 by GOD

11. It's all a publicity stunt. He knows his magazine covered mug will be all over the celeb blogs...and what better way to advertise his girl's cover-girl status?

Speidi is a tricksy one.

Posted at 12:39PM on Oct 8th 2007 by MikeV

12. which is the guy and which is the girl?

Posted at 12:40PM on Oct 8th 2007 by bomber

13. Paps need to stop taking pictures of them so they can JUST GO AWAYYYY!! Their 15 minutes is UP!

Posted at 12:42PM on Oct 8th 2007 by nyc 0777

14. #9 Nice call,

It's probably being fitted with real Diamonds.

Posted at 2:04PM on Oct 8th 2007 by Da two utes

15. I can't STAND these two! It seems not many other people can either. Why not just STOP TAKING PICTURES AND MAKING US WANT TO VOMIT! Please?

Posted at 1:04PM on Oct 8th 2007 by Angela40243

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