1. She is ugly, and he is a cupcake.

Posted at 12:15PM on Oct 8th 2007 by Karla Kurls

2. He can't be seen without his makeup on!

Posted at 12:16PM on Oct 8th 2007 by Dawn Day

3. Oh, they are such an adorable, respectable and talented couple! I can't wait until they begin to breed!

Posted at 12:19PM on Oct 8th 2007 by Turds for brain

4. OMG...they are so gay...and both ULGY as heck. Get a life. No one cares about you!

Posted at 12:21PM on Oct 8th 2007 by K

5. Why is he afraid to be photographed?
The problem is this type of things sells - whether they catch him or not.
She certainly doesn't seem to notice or care less.

Posted at 12:24PM on Oct 8th 2007 by * MISS UNIVERSE

6. At least she isn't looking at the camera smiling.....she has a horse face!

Posted at 12:25PM on Oct 8th 2007 by M

7. In the beginning, they want the fame, but when they notice their privacy is no longer private, thats when they want to be left alone. Its ironic, though...the true stars that you don't see in the tabloids are true stars, and true talents:

Glenn Close, Will Smith, Johnny Depp, Merryl Streep, etc. Then again, most of these people have families, have children; however, there are the single people that you don't see wrecking their lives for publicity - Queen Latifah, Christina Aguilera (before marriage and pregnancy), Carmen Diaz, and other young hollywood. On the other hand, though, that's probably why I can't name the people who don't show up in the tabloids because all you hear about are the same people...but, whenever a movie or a project needs promotion, then you see them on talk shows, etc. Jessica Alba is a good example of that - young, bright, talented...and not messing up her life...

Posted at 12:26PM on Oct 8th 2007 by Andrew

8. wheres her "engagement ring"????

Posted at 12:31PM on Oct 8th 2007 by hib

9. At least they sold 10 copies of the magazine with the whore on the cover!

Posted at 12:35PM on Oct 8th 2007 by GOD

10. It's all a publicity stunt. He knows his magazine covered mug will be all over the celeb blogs...and what better way to advertise his girl's cover-girl status?

Speidi is a tricksy one.

Posted at 12:39PM on Oct 8th 2007 by MikeV

11. which is the guy and which is the girl?

Posted at 12:40PM on Oct 8th 2007 by bomber

12. Paps need to stop taking pictures of them so they can JUST GO AWAYYYY!! Their 15 minutes is UP!

Posted at 12:42PM on Oct 8th 2007 by nyc 0777

13. so that who's buying all those issues... This chick's personality is about as real as her boobs.

Posted at 12:55PM on Oct 8th 2007 by shane-o

14. Oh god, this is the Target I go to to get away from the wannabe celebs. I guess I am going to have to drive to the f-in Valley now. Thanks Heidi and douchebag!

Posted at 12:58PM on Oct 8th 2007 by Katy

15. Of course he was hiding his face, he probably didn't have his overly large Mr. Ed dentures in. This by far is the UGLIEST magazine cover. Cosmo girl must have been desperate. Those two are just train wrecks. Heidi needed alot more then a nose job, maybe she should think about doing that chin next.

Posted at 1:00PM on Oct 8th 2007 by Dee