Chyna Changes Name, Tells McMahon to "Bring It!"

Posted Nov 9th 2007 9:35AM by TMZ Staff

Wrestling trainwreck Chyna has legally changed her name and wants to kick her former boss' ass!

Only TMZ was at a Burbank courthouse when the former Joan Marie Laurer celebrated her new moniker. Now it's just Chyna, bitch!
The muscle-flexing diva used the occasion to challenge Vince McMahon -- head honcho at World Wrestling Entertainment and former owner of the Chyna brand name -- to meet her in the ring:

"Do I want to go back to get abused by you and get punched in the head every day and have people not stand up for me besides the fans? No. Would I like to go back for one day representing myself and all these people to kick your ass and your ass only? Cause you are the boss, right Vince? Then I would love to do it. You know my number. You know where I live, obviously. And you know my name. Bring it, Vince!"

Only Chyna puts Chyna in a corner!

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1. good for "her"!

Posted at 11:50AM on Nov 9th 2007 by jen

2. WTG "CHYNA" . whoop that mans ass

Posted at 11:54AM on Nov 9th 2007 by Kimie

3. I'd love to see her kick his stupid ass!
I would laugh so hard I'd wet my astronaut diapers!

Posted at 11:54AM on Nov 9th 2007 by Hotdog on a stick

4. What the WWF (E) did to her was SICK! Just because her b/f started sleeping with Vince's slutty daughter, they blew Chyna out of her job, everything. Then they tried to make it look like SHE was the bad one! Vince has no loyalty to anyone but his gross offspring. Chyna helped build WWE into the huge company that it is, and how did she get repaid? I'm not even a WWE fan! My sons are. It was just wrong! Go get 'em girl!

Posted at 11:59AM on Nov 9th 2007 by Maggie

5. WAY TO GO!!! NO WOMAN SHOULD LET A MAN TRY TO BULLY HER AND EVERYONE HAS A RIGHT TO STAND UP FOR THEMSELVES NO MATTER WHAT THE REASON IS.

Posted at 12:01PM on Nov 9th 2007 by SANDRA

6. Talk about biting the hand the fed you. Uhhh..bitter ex-wrestler, table for one.

The WWE payed for her plastic surgery when she looked like a roided out Jay Leno.

You can't put a price on that!

Posted at 12:12PM on Nov 9th 2007 by C-Note

7. Call me crazy but I like her ...

Posted at 12:23PM on Nov 9th 2007 by bustrorl

8. NAZZY YOUR A MONSTER!!!!
WISH YOU HAD SOMETHING GOING FOR YOU!!!
BUT YA DON'T!!!!

Posted at 12:24PM on Nov 9th 2007 by Rhonda

9. Wouldn't "has been whore" been a better name?

Posted at 12:25PM on Nov 9th 2007 by jds

10. not a fan of wrestling at all but would pay to see her kick that old creeps ass

Posted at 12:27PM on Nov 9th 2007 by boybitch

11. GOOD FOR YOU CHYNA(JOANIE) YOU ARE THE EPITOME OF A RARE BREED. A WOMAN THAT CAN STILL STAND UP FOR HERSELF. KEEP IT UP

Posted at 12:27PM on Nov 9th 2007 by cma

12. UH.. how is this standing up for herself? Changing her birth name to the name of a character that Vince created for her??? Okay, sounds like she needs a reality check.

Posted at 12:47PM on Nov 9th 2007 by KayCee

13. Seriously, it's been like six years since she left the company...who really cares?

Posted at 12:56PM on Nov 9th 2007 by JB

14. Well the name change didn't work for the wrestler "Ultimate Warrior"Jim Hellwig (now calls legally calls himself Warrior). He couldn't regain any of his work done in the WWE with a simple name change. Vince still owns all the rights. Joanie, you are all kinds of crazy ..... movie on!

Posted at 1:28PM on Nov 9th 2007 by Gingy

15. step away from the plastic surgeon, and the collagen, and the botox!!

Posted at 2:07PM on Nov 9th 2007 by rminva

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