Wrestling trainwreck Chyna has legally changed her name and wants to kick her former boss' ass!
Only TMZ was at a Burbank courthouse when the former Joan Marie Laurer celebrated her new moniker. Now it's just Chyna, bitch! 
The muscle-flexing diva used the occasion to challenge Vince McMahon -- head honcho at World Wrestling Entertainment and former owner of the Chyna brand name -- to meet her in the ring:
"Do I want to go back to get abused by you and get punched in the head every day and have people not stand up for me besides the fans? No. Would I like to go back for one day representing myself and all these people to kick your ass and your ass only? Cause you are the boss, right Vince? Then I would love to do it. You know my number. You know where I live, obviously. And you know my name. Bring it, Vince!"
Only Chyna puts Chyna in a corner!
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U GO CHYNA AND AS FOR GINGY,JB,AND C-NOTE WHO ARE U TO TALK .SOOOOO WAT CAUSE SHE CHANGED HER NAME TO CHYNA SHE ONLY DID IT BECUZ VINCE WAS TRYING TO SUE HER FOR USEING THE NAME CHYNA WHEN SHE WAS CALLING HERSELF CHYNA DOLL BUT ITS NOT HER FAULT THAT IF PEPOLE SEE HER AND THEY CALL HER BY THE NAME SHE IS WELL KNOWN BY WHICH JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE CHYNA!!!!! FOR EXAMPLE; WHAT DO PEOPLE CALL HULK HOGAN WHEN THEY SEE HIM? THEY CALL HIM HULK HOGAN !!!! THEY DON'T SCREAM TERRY!!!TERRY!!! BECUZ THEY ONLY GO WHAT NAME THEY KNOW HIM BY WHICH IS HULK HOGAN!!!! I BET U DONT SEE VINCE TRYIN TO SUE HIM AND HULK ISN'T EVEN WRESTLING ANYMORE!!!!!! SO U CAN'T SAY TALK ABOUT BITEING THE HAND THAT FEEDS U, OR U CAN'T SAY ITS BEEN 6 YEARS MOVIE ON,BECUZ I KNOW LOTS OF PEOPLE THAT WOULD LUV TO SEE HER RETURN TO WRESTLING AND NOT JUST TO KICK VINCE BUTT ,BUT TO WRESTLE AND COMPETE FOR TITLES SUCH AS THE I.C. TITLE, AND EVEN THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP. SO NITHER ONE OF U NEED TO BE GIVING BAD COMMENTS ABOUT HER UNLESS U KNOW THE WHOLE STORY, WHICH I CAN GUAREENTE U DON'T. BECUZ IF U DID I SWEAR U WOULDN'T LEAVE THE COMMENTS ABOUT HER THAT U DID. SO WHAT YOU ALL NEED TO DO IS DO A LITTLE BACKGROUND CHECK ON HER AND THE WHOLE VINCE MCMAHON THING AND GET BACK TO ME BECUZ IF U WHAT I KNOW U WOULD BE SUPPORTING CHYNA 100% LIKE I DO- AND THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT!!!!!
look chyna is no whore so stop calling her one and i believe that people should move on by them self in anything they do u all want to be like her if not her money and the same way she get it u all can get money too i hate haters.leave chyna the hell alone.if chyna wanted to put a next name that up to her.so back the hell off i thought u guys good come on there to leave good comments if i was the one putting the comment on from time i saw that kind of comment i would not put it on.didnt your mother ever teach u if u dont have anything nice to say dont say.
UMMMMM who cares she made a porn she is nothing but smut anymore , nobody will ever take her seriously again
Chyna is a woman that deserves better! She has been thru alot & has been abused like alot of women in this country by men.Men will take what they want from a woman, abuse them, try to destroy them & go on to their next vixtim! Kick Ed's ass Chyna , for all women kind! Show that we're not gonna take it anymore!
Why doesn't she try to get a job with TNA wrestling? Most of the folks in that organization hate Vince too!
I have always wondered whAt happened to Chyna in the WWE... I used to watch the WWF ALL the time, and it was like one day she was there and the next day she wasen't, so i have always wondered what happened to her career on the WWF. It was so much better in the days that China was part of the WWF (now called the WWE). These days you couldn't pay me to watch the "WWE". The story lines and charactors where so much more interesting and better! and why they called her "chyna doll" on the surreal life?
P.S what happened to the Rock, HHH, Scotty 2 hottie, that hawaiian fat guy, those guys who made the "suck it sign" popular,and XPAC.? What happend to their careers with WWE aswell? Where did they all go? (and I heard a rumor that Chinas boyfriend, XPAC died.). it was a while ago but i was wondering if it is true? ) It was also like they were there on the WWF one day, and gone the next! I want answers....PLEASE?? if you know what happend send me a message with an explanation on my myspace :
http://www.myspace.com/little_lewin ... THANKS SO MUCH!!! - JL
I think that Chyna is getting her name back so she can use it to go in to hollywood. People remember Chyna, they don't remember Joanie Laurer. So it's good that she got her name back. It was the same thing with Tina Turner, she needed that name so people would know who she was.
In response to what someone wrote. HHH still wrestles for WWE, and is still married to Stephanie McMahon. Rikishi wrestles for TNA. The Rock does movies now. X-Pac is not dead he used to wrestle for Wrestling Society X, unitl it got cancelled. Dx who made suck it popular is split part of it is in TNA and part of it is in WWE. I don't knowe what Scotty 2 Hotty does now, but he was recently on WWE for their 15th anniversary show.
Joannie Lauer AKA/ CHYNA is old news. She haa had her own pity party for years over the loss of her job at the wwe. SHe could NOT make it as CHYNA a lone wrestler, she needed Triple H or Eddie to carry her.
What is the name change suppose to piss Vince McMahon off ? I do not see why this is news. To me it is a women full of sour grapes, and obcession and it has taken over her life. I would think that Vince has not given any second thought to CHYNA.
I do not believe he owed her anything.
I love Chyna and know her personally, she has been through so much and is still fighting for her rights as a woman, she has an amazeing heart and soul and you ignorant people calling her a "man" or "slut" are wrong and should really get lives.For those of you calling her stupid, well stupid people don't attend college and graduate with honers, they also dont play professional music as amazeing as she does and they don't speak three languages and have been in the peace corps and they certainly didd't once quaalify to be in the FBI...Maybe you idiots should do your research on her before you start calling her a has been. Chyna is on her way back and this is just the beginning. Triple H and both Vince and his sluty daughter all need to get the ass's kicked SHAME ON THEM ALL and Chynas the 9th wonder of the world to do it, like she said.BRING IT!! as far as her sex tape is concerned NO! She did not profit from it, and it was sold without her knowledge and was suppossed to be something private! the pig who sold it should burn in hell and so should hustler for buying it..
I'd love to see her kick his stupid ass!
I would laugh so hard I'd wet my astronaut diapers!
NAZZY YOUR A MONSTER!!!!
WISH YOU HAD SOMETHING GOING FOR YOU!!!
BUT YA DON'T!!!!
