Shauna Sand, putting the ho in holidays since 1996. 
Cameras caught the Playboy model shopping for Christmas decorations with her daughters -- in an outfit ideally suited for a soccer mom ... or anyone whose work uniform involves a G-string and acrylic heels. On a positive note: Thank heaven she finally took off those whore-iffic Lucite platforms!
Filed under: Train Wrecks, Wacky & Weird, Fashion Police
1. so nice to see family outings
Posted at 11:31AM on Dec 6th 2007 by Mamasplash
2. What a trashy looking hoebag.
Posted at 11:32AM on Dec 6th 2007 by Beefcakes
3. First!
Posted at 11:32AM on Dec 6th 2007 by ME, ME, ME
4. Why did she only fake tan her one leg ??
Posted at 11:32AM on Dec 6th 2007 by teal07
5. Here is a mom who gives the train-wreck Britney a run for her money! What kind of example is that for your daughters? What a SKANK!!!!!
Posted at 11:33AM on Dec 6th 2007 by Too bad for those kids
6. Dear TMZ...you loose credibility when you use doctored photos…tsk tsk
Posted at 11:34AM on Dec 6th 2007 by Quidam
7. Ummm....her feet, is she part horse or something????
Posted at 11:37AM on Dec 6th 2007 by monkey
8. Shauna?! Forget her, WHO is the HOT GUY in the background with the black leather jacket. Please god, let him be her hot gay best friend ;-)
Posted at 11:44AM on Dec 6th 2007 by FunRide
9. "MY MOM IS A SLUT"!!!!
Those poor kids............
Posted at 11:44AM on Dec 6th 2007 by FABIO
10. At least she's anorexic.
Posted at 11:46AM on Dec 6th 2007 by Maria
11. Have no idea who this person is but looks phony to me. She's getting the attention she craves by wearing those stupid looking heels. Hope she breaks an ankle or two.Her legs look like crap.What gives?
Posted at 11:48AM on Dec 6th 2007 by Vintage '51\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
12. Well, her kids look well nurtured on silicone.
Posted at 11:53AM on Dec 6th 2007 by costamar
13. It looks like you doctored these photos. If you look at their feet, it doesn't even look like they are connected to the ground. It just looks fake.
Posted at 11:54AM on Dec 6th 2007 by ladyjag
14. GAWD...look at those bird legs! You call that attractive?!
Posted at 11:59AM on Dec 6th 2007 by YouBet
15. Life-lesson from Shauna to her little girls: "Here's how it works, girls. If you have no talent for anything, and pretty much not many brain cells in working order, you know, like your mommy, not to worry! You can get yourselves some fake boobies then spread your legs for Playboy and thr paps will follow you around making you a pseudo-celeb for doing nothing and some rich dumber than a post idiot will marry you so everyone will think he is a stud. And NEVER go out of the house without your 10 inch platform slut shoes or people won't be able to tell you are a mega-skank."
Whay a dorky moron, LOL.
Posted at 11:59AM on Dec 6th 2007 by words of wisdom
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