1. First beyaches

That's a hot look...I usually have my wife dress like that and pimp her out...HOT!

Posted at 2:25PM on Dec 14th 2007 by pimp

2. Their kids go to school here in Malibu, and thank god I have never seen her on campus over the years. She would frighten all the other children. Then we would have to sue her for all the therapy bills.

Posted at 2:31PM on Dec 14th 2007 by ?????????????????????

3. the funny part is that she thinks she looks GOOD ! hahahaha

Posted at 2:32PM on Dec 14th 2007 by el polacko

4. TMZ - can you get rid of these idiots who place ads on the message boards?

NO! None of these celebrities are not millionaire whatever the website is and I dont give a crap about Suzanne!

Can we please get back to the petty trash talk about people we have never met? I miss that....

Posted at 2:32PM on Dec 14th 2007 by Im just saying....

5. Can I give her my credit card # to buy new shoes? I have NEVER seen her in any other shoes. Poor thing she seems nice enough but that makeup and those clothes? SHe is a pretty girl who would do great with a make"under" I wish some of these girls, who are pretty, would realize all the makeup and cheap clothes take away from their real beauty.

Posted at 2:33PM on Dec 14th 2007 by Kim

6. EWWWWWWWWW
WTF is up with people in LA??
It's very very sad!
I'm soooo happy I moved back to MN!
The weather might be cold at times, but not nearly as cold as the people are in LaLa Land

Posted at 2:35PM on Dec 14th 2007 by Wonder Woman

7. Her shoes are too small.....

Posted at 2:35PM on Dec 14th 2007 by Lo

8. I don't have proof but I think she's a escort. The kind that cost upwards of 1k.

Posted at 2:37PM on Dec 14th 2007 by cantspel

9. Hunny... Those shoes are going to ROT off ur feet! PLEASE give another pair of stripper shoes a CHANCE!

Posted at 2:37PM on Dec 14th 2007 by Adrienne

10. This may look good to the other slutty looking celebrities in LaLa Land, but out here in the real world there's a million of us thinking she looks no different than a prostitute. And what is with the lip injections, it looks ridiculous!

Posted at 2:38PM on Dec 14th 2007 by Kim

11. LOL.. @ the lips!! Love the Linerie... it goes quite well with th FUR! Do you think she would mind if we just burned the shoes right off her feet?

Posted at 2:41PM on Dec 14th 2007 by Adrienne

12. Lingerie**

Posted at 2:42PM on Dec 14th 2007 by Adrienne

13. Toes. Hanging. Off. Shoes.
Hollywood epidemic.

Posted at 2:43PM on Dec 14th 2007 by boredatwork

14. Damn she loves those clear, stripper platform shoes. She wears them everywhere.

Posted at 2:44PM on Dec 14th 2007 by kitkat

15. Let's see:
Dyed hair. check
Fake boobs. check
Cosmetic surgery. check
Hooker clothing. check
Balloon lips. check
Bad make up. check
Fur coat. check
Ex celeb spouse. check
'Private' skin movie 'leaked' to the press....give me a bit here, I'm sure I'll find one somewhere.

Hmmm, seems to fit right in with the rest of those attention seeking glamor wanna be celeb tarts in Cali. Keep low, the coppers might be running another prostitution sting in that area! I bet more people ask 'How much? than they do 'Hello.'!

Posted at 2:45PM on Dec 14th 2007 by typical