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Have a Whale of a Time on Christmas!

12/25/2007 9:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

O Come See the Gummi
Blubber makes him buoyant
O Come ye, O Come ye to Hawai'i
Come and behold Bear
Born a floating Oil Heir


O come, let us abhor him,
O come, let us abhor him,
O come, let us abhor him,
Gummi the Bored.

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Perky    

Looks like he lost some weight. Good job big guy.

2393 days ago
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Perky    

I bet it was gastric bypass.

2393 days ago
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LAME    

That's just plain mean TMZ! Even on Christmas day?

MEAN MEAN MEAN!

2393 days ago
4.

gerri    

perfect specie of an all-american boy. white, blond, fat, dumb and disgusting.

2393 days ago
5.

Michael Richards    

Just think, some woman will lay under this fat pig for the $$$.......

2393 days ago
6.

c    

To all the negative writers: What's the matter with you? Did you have such a hard life that you are mean, sarcastic and rude all the time? God forbid you people have kids or work with children. And if you're trying to be funny, you will never make it on stage. The only thing I can assume is that you people enjoy getting a rise out of being negative. Be nice at least for 2 days out of the whole year. Give it a rest, at least on Christmas and New Year's.

2393 days ago
7.

FlBiker    

Keep 'em wet and call SeaWorld.

2393 days ago
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Party 'till you die!    

Aaaayy Captain!!! Sperm Whale off the starboard side! Man the harpoons! Ayy, Captain, yonder whale tis beached itself. Skrimshaw fer all!!!!

2393 days ago
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Roam    

It's a B-52's BarBi.

Dolphins loved Cookie Monsters. Green Gummi Bears - not so much.

Guess he lost the BET.

2392 days ago
10.

Party 'till you die!    

Stay strong brother! We can see you from our tank in the distance! Watch out for that FIBiker! He just threw me a lit cigar instead of a fish!




2392 days ago
11.

thorny    

Who is he??

2392 days ago
12.

LOL    

Who the hell cares about he-she-it-theys like this freakoid? No more of this creature, or Bobby no-so-trendy or other hideous creatures, please. Enough. Send them to Sodom or Gomorrah or Hollyweird, or stuff them back into a closet and padlock the damn door.

UGH! Barf!

2392 days ago
13.

AND_LV    

It is a seal or a walrus?

2392 days ago
14.

lily    

He really did lose a lot of weight. Good for you Jason!

But, why is it that some people no matter what they do.. they unintentionally look so funny ?

2392 days ago
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Roam    

YAY Willy is freed. Jason is caught.

I may not be good at many things but doing Long Haul Flights for 4 years... I played a lot of poker in the galley. I have a hell of a poker face. Gets them every time.

There seems to be a werewolf of London that's gone MIA, the last plane out of Sydney is almost gone....give me a call if you need a ride to the airport.

2392 days ago
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