1. Looks like he lost some weight. Good job big guy.

Posted at 7:10AM on Dec 25th 2007 by Perky

2. I bet it was gastric bypass.

Posted at 7:10AM on Dec 25th 2007 by Perkoff

3. That's just plain mean TMZ! Even on Christmas day?

MEAN MEAN MEAN!

Posted at 7:12AM on Dec 25th 2007 by what evah!!!

4. perfect specie of an all-american boy. white, blond, fat, dumb and disgusting.

Posted at 8:01AM on Dec 25th 2007 by gerri

5. To all the negative writers: What's the matter with you? Did you have such a hard life that you are mean, sarcastic and rude all the time? God forbid you people have kids or work with children. And if you're trying to be funny, you will never make it on stage. The only thing I can assume is that you people enjoy getting a rise out of being negative. Be nice at least for 2 days out of the whole year. Give it a rest, at least on Christmas and New Year's.

Posted at 8:12AM on Dec 25th 2007 by c

6. Keep 'em wet and call SeaWorld.

Posted at 8:12AM on Dec 25th 2007 by FlBiker

7. Aaaayy Captain!!! Sperm Whale off the starboard side! Man the harpoons! Ayy, Captain, yonder whale tis beached itself. Skrimshaw fer all!!!!

Posted at 8:18AM on Dec 25th 2007 by Yaarrrrr!!!

8. It's a B-52's BarBi.

Dolphins loved Cookie Monsters. Green Gummi Bears - not so much.

Guess he lost the BET.

Posted at 8:47AM on Dec 25th 2007 by Roam

9. Stay strong brother! We can see you from our tank in the distance! Watch out for that FIBiker! He just threw me a lit cigar instead of a fish!

Posted at 8:57AM on Dec 25th 2007 by Concerned Beluga Whales!

10. Who is he??

Posted at 9:11AM on Dec 25th 2007 by thorny

11. Who the hell cares about he-she-it-theys like this freakoid? No more of this creature, or Bobby no-so-trendy or other hideous creatures, please. Enough. Send them to Sodom or Gomorrah or Hollyweird, or stuff them back into a closet and padlock the damn door.

UGH! Barf!

Posted at 9:23AM on Dec 25th 2007 by Yucko

12. It is a seal or a walrus?

Posted at 9:40AM on Dec 25th 2007 by AND_LV

13. He really did lose a lot of weight. Good for you Jason!

But, why is it that some people no matter what they do.. they unintentionally look so funny ?

Posted at 9:49AM on Dec 25th 2007 by Lily

14. YAY Willy is freed. Jason is caught.

I may not be good at many things but doing Long Haul Flights for 4 years... I played a lot of poker in the galley. I have a hell of a poker face. Gets them every time.

There seems to be a werewolf of London that's gone MIA, the last plane out of Sydney is almost gone....give me a call if you need a ride to the airport.

Posted at 9:50AM on Dec 25th 2007 by Buffy

15. Just think, some woman will lay under this fat pig for the $$$.......

Posted at 10:55AM on Dec 25th 2007 by Mike Uderhertz