To all the negative writers: What's the matter with you? Did you have such a hard life that you are mean, sarcastic and rude all the time? God forbid you people have kids or work with children. And if you're trying to be funny, you will never make it on stage. The only thing I can assume is that you people enjoy getting a rise out of being negative. Be nice at least for 2 days out of the whole year. Give it a rest, at least on Christmas and New Year's.
Aaaayy Captain!!! Sperm Whale off the starboard side! Man the harpoons! Ayy, Captain, yonder whale tis beached itself. Skrimshaw fer all!!!!
It's a B-52's BarBi.
Dolphins loved Cookie Monsters. Green Gummi Bears - not so much.
Guess he lost the BET.
Stay strong brother! We can see you from our tank in the distance! Watch out for that FIBiker! He just threw me a lit cigar instead of a fish!
Who the hell cares about he-she-it-theys like this freakoid? No more of this creature, or Bobby no-so-trendy or other hideous creatures, please. Enough. Send them to Sodom or Gomorrah or Hollyweird, or stuff them back into a closet and padlock the damn door.
UGH! Barf!
He really did lose a lot of weight. Good for you Jason!
But, why is it that some people no matter what they do.. they unintentionally look so funny ?
YAY Willy is freed. Jason is caught.
I may not be good at many things but doing Long Haul Flights for 4 years... I played a lot of poker in the galley. I have a hell of a poker face. Gets them every time.
There seems to be a werewolf of London that's gone MIA, the last plane out of Sydney is almost gone....give me a call if you need a ride to the airport.
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