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Mama Osbourne:

I Go to Africa for the

Ass Rubs!

12/27/2007 6:28 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Kelly Osbourne made one thing clear -- her mom is no Bono.

TMZ caught mama Sharon and her daughter shopping around Malibu yesterday, where Sharon told our cameras that she'll be heading to Africa in the new year but not for charities -- instead she said she's "gonna lay my big arse out, have it massaged and see some animals." Sounds nice (the animals part anyway).

Kelly also went on about how cool DUIs are these days (just ask Mischa) while Sharon took a jab at Britney Spears -- after calling TMZ "so bad" for doing the same!

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MIck    

Hey TMZ, is there any way you can make sure she doesn;t come back from Africa?! Take the fat duaghter too, please!

2457 days ago
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She looks like hell    

Hell, I'd like to get a nice ass rub. Sounds good. Take me with you. Britney deserves her negative press!

2457 days ago
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Cartman    

Ass rub, face rub, it's all the same with that broad.

2457 days ago
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Ummmhmmm    

The Osbournes are such a great functional ,dysfunctional family !!!!I love'um ...

2457 days ago
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J    


The extra fat tatooed little fat one with the rat dog - boring & yes stay in Africa.

PS - Africa - do they want to catch more disease?!

2457 days ago
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Mrs Butters    

So this is what qualifies as BREAKING NEWS these days...............are you sure there's no funeral visitations you could livecam?

2457 days ago
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whatever    

Gotta love Sharon, her come backs are priceless and I love the way she stumped the paps when he asked about the dog! She looks great and I am glad to see shes recovering and looking so healthy.

2457 days ago
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Mrs Butters    

Has thought ever been given to asking half intelligent questions without the creepy voice?

2457 days ago
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pamala    

POOR AFRICAS AFTER THAT FAT A/SS B/ITCH COME OVER THERE THEY GONNA NEED ALL THE CHARITIES IN THE WORLD TO HELP THEM PPL.

2457 days ago
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2 1/2 Volts    

Sharon, I'd rub your bum!!!!!

2457 days ago
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s c o r n    

maybe if fat kelly gets $100K worth of plastic surgery, she might look half as ugly as her mum

2457 days ago
12.

me    

READ MY COMMMENT!

pickles are good with peanut butter says the pregnant women...i dont know ?!! life in nj is pretty dull, but itchy and butchie are at it again, grocery shopping!

oh, those mother and daughter! yah!

2457 days ago
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pamala    

WHITE AMERICA DONT ACT NO BETTER SO STOP BEING RACIST. THANK YOU

2457 days ago
14.

roughdaddy    

they handled the annoying paps gracefully!

2457 days ago
15.

the lost    

Good or bad, they are just so funny. Sharon and Kelly - I just love them!

2457 days ago
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