Mama Osbourne: I Go to Africa for the Ass Rubs!

12/27/2007 6:28 PM PST
Kelly Osbourne made one thing clear -- her mom is no Bono.

TMZ caught mama Sharon and her daughter shopping around Malibu yesterday, where Sharon told our cameras that she'll be heading to Africa in the new year but not for charities -- instead she said she's "gonna lay my big arse out, have it massaged and see some animals." Sounds nice (the animals part anyway).

Kelly also went on about how cool DUIs are these days (just ask Mischa) while Sharon took a jab at Britney Spears -- after calling TMZ "so bad" for doing the same!