Mama Osbourne: I Go to Africa for the Ass Rubs!

Kelly Osbourne made one thing clear -- her mom is no Bono.


TMZ caught mama Sharon and her daughter shopping around Malibu yesterday, where Sharon told our cameras that she'll be heading to Africa in the new year but not for charities -- instead she said she's "gonna lay my big arse out, have it massaged and see some animals." Sounds nice (the animals part anyway).

Kelly also went on about how cool DUIs are these days (just ask Mischa) while Sharon took a jab at Britney Spears -- after calling TMZ "so bad" for doing the same!



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1. Hey TMZ, is there any way you can make sure she doesn;t come back from Africa?! Take the fat duaghter too, please!

Posted at 4:52PM on Dec 27th 2007 by Marshall

2. Hell, I'd like to get a nice ass rub. Sounds good. Take me with you. Britney deserves her negative press!

Posted at 4:52PM on Dec 27th 2007 by Good for her

3. Ass rub, face rub, it's all the same with that broad.

Posted at 4:54PM on Dec 27th 2007 by Cartman

4. The Osbournes are such a great functional ,dysfunctional family !!!!I love'um ...

Posted at 4:59PM on Dec 27th 2007 by Team ...ahhhh whatever ...

5.
The extra fat tatooed little fat one with the rat dog - boring & yes stay in Africa.

PS - Africa - do they want to catch more disease?!

Posted at 5:04PM on Dec 27th 2007 by $

6. So this is what qualifies as BREAKING NEWS these days...............are you sure there's no funeral visitations you could livecam?

Posted at 5:10PM on Dec 27th 2007 by Mason Reese

7. Gotta love Sharon, her come backs are priceless and I love the way she stumped the paps when he asked about the dog! She looks great and I am glad to see shes recovering and looking so healthy.

Posted at 5:08PM on Dec 27th 2007 by geewilli

8. Has thought ever been given to asking half intelligent questions without the creepy voice?

Posted at 5:17PM on Dec 27th 2007 by Mason Reese

9. POOR AFRICAS AFTER THAT FAT A/SS B/ITCH COME OVER THERE THEY GONNA NEED ALL THE CHARITIES IN THE WORLD TO HELP THEM PPL.

Posted at 5:18PM on Dec 27th 2007 by PAMALA

10. Sharon, I'd rub your bum!!!!!

Posted at 5:16PM on Dec 27th 2007 by Norman the Accordian player

11. maybe if fat kelly gets $100K worth of plastic surgery, she might look half as ugly as her mum

Posted at 5:48PM on Dec 27th 2007 by s c o r n

12. READ MY COMMMENT!

pickles are good with peanut butter says the pregnant women...i dont know ?!! life in nj is pretty dull, but itchy and butchie are at it again, grocery shopping!

oh, those mother and daughter! yah!

Posted at 5:51PM on Dec 27th 2007 by that girl...

13. WHITE AMERICA DONT ACT NO BETTER SO STOP BEING RACIST. THANK YOU

Posted at 5:54PM on Dec 27th 2007 by PAMALA

14. they handled the annoying paps gracefully!

Posted at 6:09PM on Dec 27th 2007 by RoughDaddy

15. Good or bad, they are just so funny. Sharon and Kelly - I just love them!

Posted at 6:52PM on Dec 27th 2007 by the lost

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