Hulk to Brit -- You Need a Broken Wrist, Missy!

We were as confused as anyone when Hulk Hogan gave us his assessment of the Britney Spears situation. It involved -- well, just take a look.


Hulk also dropped a ton of other knowledge on us, like the fact that daughter Brooke is "auditioning" for "Dancing with the Stars" (wha?) and that his new show "American Gladiators" is getting picked up for a full season. And that's reason for celebration?

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1. Very many thanks for a good work. Nice and useful. Like it!

Posted at 12:31PM on Mar 17th 2008 by RedPower

2. First

Posted at 3:34PM on Jan 9th 2008 by Jessica

3. numero dos

Posted at 3:37PM on Jan 9th 2008 by martini time

4. He's a buffoon and a bully, but he hardly said that Britney needs a broken wrist. What he said, in his "charming" wrestlerese, was that she needed to take things easier in her life. In other words, she's breaking her own bones and needs to calm it down.

Posted at 3:39PM on Jan 9th 2008 by kerry

5. If it turns out he bought the alcohol for his son he needs to be GONE!

Posted at 4:21PM on Jan 9th 2008 by arie

6. Kerry pretty much got it correct when he is said that Hogan was using wrestling speak. A work is when things go as planned. A shoot is when an actual situation has occured that wasn't scripted for one to gain a advantage over a situation and teach a lesson.

Posted at 3:44PM on Jan 9th 2008 by Karaoke God

7. Who is this bubba? Some steroid geezer with a Captain Kanagroo mustache? Please.

Posted at 3:48PM on Jan 9th 2008 by Cool Girl 2008

8. Dancing with the Stars is obviously scraping the bottom of the proverbial barrel!!

Since when is Brooke a star??? Where was I when that happened??

Posted at 3:52PM on Jan 9th 2008 by Dawn Day

9. He probably has done steroids.

Posted at 3:56PM on Jan 9th 2008 by sherricheu

10. WOW, neighbors in Clearwater, sad. The daughter, no talent, add the son also.... They show no guilt, John Grazziano, vegetable, forever. No respect, any of them.... They wil'$$$$$$$$$$' for what happened.

Posted at 3:59PM on Jan 9th 2008 by GREATNECK

11. 6. Shut this arrogant pig up!! Isn't he the one who bought the booze for his under age son and his friends? Then his son Nick drove his car and his friends head into a tree?? Piece of Sh..!!!
all the Hogans seem to be enjoying their lives while that poor kid is spending the rest of his as a vegetable.
How could anyone give this ass another show?

Posted at 3:49PM on Jan 9th 2008 by Mia

I agree with everything you posted, Mia. It is apparent, however, that celebs and their spawn are held to different standards than Mr. or Ms Average American. Just makes me mighty glad I don't live in LA.

Posted at 4:00PM on Jan 9th 2008 by river rat

12. Personally, when my kids don't do what I want them to do I ALWAYS just throw the sleeper-hold on 'em and - just like that - no more resistance! I highly recommend it to the Hillbilly Spears 'rents. Get those girls under control already!
As for Brooke dancin' her way to the stars.....isn't she too young to be a has-been? What happened to that mega-million dollar music contract? Maybe she's gotta dance with the stars to pay back that advance.

Posted at 4:01PM on Jan 9th 2008 by jollyex

13. HULK NEEDS TO PAY ATTENTION TO HIS DIVORCE...HE WILL BE THE ONE WITH A BROKEN WRIST ONCE LINDA HOGAN GETS THRU WITH HIS OLD WRINKLED ASS. AND HE IS ONE TO TALK...HIS DAUGHTER BROOKE IS JUST SOME CELEBSPAWNED HO...AND HIS SON IS A CRAZY ASS WRECKLESS DRIVER...DOES THIS SOUND LIKE A MAN THAT NEEDS TO CRITISIZE SOMEONE..........CLEANOUT YOUR OWN TOILET BOWL...HULK BEFORE YOU TALK ABOUT ANY ONE ELSE.....

Posted at 4:08PM on Jan 9th 2008 by MKO &AO

14. Yes I'm lonely wanna die
Yes I'm lonely wanna die
If I ain't dead already


In the morning wanna die
In the evening wanna die
If I ain't dead already

Posted at 4:06PM on Jan 9th 2008 by Just die already

15. Who the hell is he to give advice to another man's broken down child? Hulk better stay away from his glass house because it's going to crash in on him! What a hypocrite. What stellar advice did he give his own son? Drink, drive, race, kill?

Posted at 4:08PM on Jan 9th 2008 by My 2ยข

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