D-listed, De-blonded and De-boobed!

British Pam Anderson wannabe, Katie Price aka Jordan, has been stripped -- of her pancake makeup, peroxide blonde weave and gargantuan boobs!

The trashtastic chav reality star was snapped in London on Monday, looking a hundred times better in a classier brunette 'do and downsized breasts. Now she's just a double D-lister!

While not quite a natural beauty, it's still a vast improvement over her usual poshtitute style.